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*doing shots by myself*
ME: "OH SHIT IT'S MY TURN AGAIN"
quarterlyPage quarterlyPage
17 mar
*doing shots by myself* ME: "OH SHIT IT'S MY TURN AGAIN"
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
DocKilgore DocKilgore
14 may
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my
Universal Remote Control
did not,
in fact, control the Universe.
(Not even remotely.)
sparseGroups97 sparseGroups97
16 mar
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in
2 weeks"
Me:
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in 2 weeks" Me: - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
And what's my tip
Change your cologne and hairstyle
And what's my tip Change your cologne and hairstyle
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go
with "hang and bang".
Rikkeej Rikkeej
22 mar
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go with "hang and bang".
we all got that one friend who says
"hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car
WY
moistBeats moistBeats
18 mar
we all got that one friend who says "hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car WY
Cherish those you have
rt
in your life because you never know when they won
be around anymore.
Unknown
piscesgurl0305
18 mar
Cherish those you have rt in your life because you never know when they won be around anymore. Unknown
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
Marino Marino
9 mar
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer,
Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer, Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
@dabinoms
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem @dabinoms
Blackboard almost hits professor at German University memes Today I learned: Germans say "oh shit" too
'Act normal, act normal"
@darlingful
when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
scattered_sadbut scattered_sadbut
18 mar
@darlingful when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
La DAILY MOVIES
& \
Can i get your signature
\G im.
Give mea
HOMIE_410
15 mar
La DAILY MOVIES & \ Can i get your signature \G im. Give mea
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS,
THIGHS AND LEGS,
SEND HIM KFC.
YOU'RE A LADY, NOT
CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
25 mar
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS, THIGHS AND LEGS, SEND HIM KFC. YOU'RE A LADY, NOT CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE