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Don't leave your I kids unattended
Don't leave your I kids unattended
Direct Deposit : $1,400
Me at the dollar tree :
KAAKKA
N8er N8er
18 mar
Direct Deposit : $1,400 Me at the dollar tree : KAAKKA
After I started packaging my trash like this....
Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
DarbyChilson DarbyChilson
13 mar
After I started packaging my trash like this.... Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
have no words!
KevinHerd
14d
have no words!
Be good to people.
You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
Be good to people. You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
think a lot of folks assume they are hated for their gender when in reality they are just unlikable cunts.
think a lot of folks assume they are hated for their gender when in reality they are just unlikable cunts.
I spotted the council inspecting pot holes
the other day.
Apparently they're not bad enough to do anything with them yet.
I spotted the council inspecting pot holes the other day. Apparently they're not bad enough to do anything with them yet.
HEY LOOK MADE A SEX TAPE.
Ihateliberals Ihateliberals
8 mar
HEY LOOK MADE A SEX TAPE.
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a
bag?
Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug
WITHOUT A DAD JOKE
"Fast checkoul of
Rikkeej Rikkeej
27 jun
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag? Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug WITHOUT A DAD JOKE "Fast checkoul of
There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.
There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.
"Trend where yde -your dog with a to tooth my dog cried
Even in our worst day, we still have the
Greatest
God.
decaying_gr0ups decaying_gr0ups
22 may
Even in our worst day, we still have the Greatest God.
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the
face to remind her who's boss
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the face to remind her who's boss
ou two!
Stop this
ou two! Stop this
Flipped the microwave on its side.
It's loving it!
Flipped the microwave on its side. It's loving it!
Street cats: house cats:
fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats
for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
Street cats: house cats: fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
is)
I'M GONNA SOLVE IT/
UNFORTUNATELY FOR RUSTY, THE ANSWER WAS
"PICKING YOUR TEAMS."
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
is) I'M GONNA SOLVE IT/ UNFORTUNATELY FOR RUSTY, THE ANSWER WAS "PICKING YOUR TEAMS."
After sex men always want to ask "did you cum'? Yeah to
the wrong damn house..pass my damn panties! -
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
After sex men always want to ask "did you cum'? Yeah to the wrong damn house..pass my damn panties! -
When life is falling apart but you're totally used to it now.
When life is falling apart but you're totally used to it now.
'no balcony no prob
'no balcony no prob