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DONT ALWAYS TREAT MEN TO LUNCH
BUT WHEN IEXPECTED THEM TO REPAY ME
HUT HE PARKET
DONT ALWAYS TREAT MEN TO LUNCH BUT WHEN IEXPECTED THEM TO REPAY ME HUT HE PARKET
AGE TEST!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
minorgroups minorgroups
16 mar
AGE TEST! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
It's so freaking cold outside
I just Keyed someones car with my nipples by accident!
It's so freaking cold outside I just Keyed someones car with my nipples by accident!
USED TO. CARE
BUT TAKE PILL FOR THAT TAKE NOW
USED TO. CARE BUT TAKE PILL FOR THAT TAKE NOW
Lol
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE.
2) CRANKY MORNING
1) HAPPY PEOPLE THAT MORNING FANTASIZE ABOUT KILLING THE HAPPY PEOPLE MORNING PEOPLE.
none8
14 mar
Lol THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. 2) CRANKY MORNING 1) HAPPY PEOPLE THAT MORNING FANTASIZE ABOUT KILLING THE HAPPY PEOPLE MORNING PEOPLE.
You should probably put o pants before t cancel you.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
You should probably put o pants before t cancel you.
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside
THIS.
Texas
MattStettner MattStettner
8 mar
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside THIS. Texas
lift-like-a-lady
cute
What if they don't like my sweater?
oH NO
lift-like-a-lady cute What if they don't like my sweater? oH NO
The hardest walk you can make is alone. But it's the walk that will make you stronger.
Ne
The hardest walk you can make is alone. But it's the walk that will make you stronger. Ne
WILL NEVE INTELLIGENT STOP BEING
BEAUTIFUL
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
WILL NEVE INTELLIGENT STOP BEING BEAUTIFUL
A Russian went for an eye check up.
The Doctor showed the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY
Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin.
) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can
someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it
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ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
6 mar
A Russian went for an eye check up. The Doctor showed the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin. ) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it Like Reply
Mohammed Mashali once found a child that suffered from diabetes and needed insulin shot but couldn't afford them, so he asked his mother to buy him some. Sadly his mother could not afford them either and the child passed away. After this he moved to one of the poorest countries and began treating medical patients free of charge. He passed away July 28, 2020. Days before his death he was still helping everyone he could.
Mohammed Mashali once found a child that suffered from diabetes and needed insulin shot but couldn't afford them, so he asked his mother to buy him some. Sadly his mother could not afford them either and the child passed away. After this he moved to one of the poorest countries and began treating medical patients free of charge. He passed away July 28, 2020. Days before his death he was still helping everyone he could.
You may think I'm posting this because of the boobs,which that is part of the reason,but seriously look at the cats expression in the background haha
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
18 mar
You may think I'm posting this because of the boobs,which that is part of the reason,but seriously look at the cats expression in the background haha
As soon as she hears Mom's name she acts innocent...
"How was your year
Me:
"How was your year Me:
YOU REMEMBER PUMPING GAS YOUR LICENSES PLATE..
BEHIND YOU MUST BE REALLY OLD! %
SleepyGirl
15 mar
YOU REMEMBER PUMPING GAS YOUR LICENSES PLATE.. BEHIND YOU MUST BE REALLY OLD! %
HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS
HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS
If you know who this is you probably are my age
PicRec PicRec
9 may
If you know who this is you probably are my age
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"