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Dreackul
That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Dreackul That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE
UNLESS IT'S BOOBS,
BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
YOSHI8174CSR2 YOSHI8174CSR2
20 feb
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE UNLESS IT'S BOOBS, BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
eddekane eddekane
14 mar
IF WTF WAS BIRD
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
14 mar
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
When someone says you're beautiful when you wake up.
And you know it's true.
unholyRpage777 unholyRpage777
17 mar
When someone says you're beautiful when you wake up. And you know it's true.
Me at Sam getting my snack while my dad's getting his breakfast
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
6 DELICIOUSLY SPICY SNACK RECIPES
WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS IN
THAT PILL BOTTLE?
NO IDEA! BUT DO YOU SEE THAT ELF FLYING ARQUND!
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS IN THAT PILL BOTTLE? NO IDEA! BUT DO YOU SEE THAT ELF FLYING ARQUND!
Meat_Head Meat_Head
13 mar
When she's a "Squirter"
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU.
akers
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU. akers
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?
Insurance: Yes. What did you hit?
Me: A fish.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Me: A fish.
gregbrown
@mertinalrich
Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
gregbrown @mertinalrich Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
can't control everything in my life, but can control what put in my body.
Will that
cucumber even fit?
wolfe
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
14 may
can't control everything in my life, but can control what put in my body. Will that cucumber even fit? wolfe
Doing annoying things to your dog that they do to you
really need to live healthier"
me at
really need to live healthier" me at
Don't know if I should use dressing or holy water
Don't know if I should use dressing or holy water
Cop delivers Pizza because he arrested the Delivery man Tik
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
CONFORMITY
IS DOING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING, REGARDLESS OF WHAT IS RIGHT.
ALITY
IS DOING WHAT IS RIGHT
REGARDLESS OF WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING.
SleepyGirl
12 mar
CONFORMITY IS DOING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING, REGARDLESS OF WHAT IS RIGHT. ALITY IS DOING WHAT IS RIGHT REGARDLESS OF WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING.
When your co-workers really need your help but you still have 2 minutes left of your break...
WinterSnow WinterSnow
10 mar
When your co-workers really need your help but you still have 2 minutes left of your break...