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Drinking coffee and watching the river...
Yay or Nay??
Drinking coffee and watching the river... Yay or Nay??
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU.
akers
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU. akers
mahimul mahimul
16 mar
HOW TO KEEP YOUR "IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS" SAFE
Jeffrey Bien y @jungleland
I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...
Jeffrey Bien y @jungleland I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...
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He needed a photo for his resume and didn't have a jacket, so we had to improvise
alb2655 alb2655
16d
He needed a photo for his resume and didn't have a jacket, so we had to improvise
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Every family has one weird relative.
If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
WHO REMEMBERS SWINGING SO HIGH
ar
WHO REMEMBERS SWINGING SO HIGH ar
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
blindNflmemes blindNflmemes
12 mar
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD
IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil
When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of
the quarn and can't stop
laughing
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of the quarn and can't stop laughing
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like,
"What is it boy?
What do you see?"
Matt420 Matt420
9 mar
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like, "What is it boy? What do you see?"
It's sucha
"blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
It's sucha "blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO
THE GROCERY STORE
THEY LIED,
EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO THE GROCERY STORE THEY LIED, EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
You cannot save everyone,
Some people are
going to destroy themselves
no matter how much
you try to help them.
Simple
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
You cannot save everyone, Some people are going to destroy themselves no matter how much you try to help them. Simple
"Obviously, won't be able to tell you why it's handling so rough till I put it through some
Qiagnnctice And that ain't chean
"Obviously, won't be able to tell you why it's handling so rough till I put it through some Qiagnnctice And that ain't chean
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT
TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
mack10 mack10
17 jun
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY.
KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS"
SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN
WITH "TREATS"
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY. KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS" SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN WITH "TREATS"