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DRIVING AN SUV TO A PRIVATE JET TO GIVE A SPEECH ABOUT HOW EVIL CAPITALISM AND FOSSIL FUELS ARE.
WHAT A GOOD COMMIE BERNIE IS
DRIVING AN SUV TO A PRIVATE JET TO GIVE A SPEECH ABOUT HOW EVIL CAPITALISM AND FOSSIL FUELS ARE. WHAT A GOOD COMMIE BERNIE IS
{don't like Pour letter wor os...
~-&Fr
DUST, [RON, COOK,
MEND, BAKE, DIET...
{don't like Pour letter wor os... ~-&Fr DUST, [RON, COOK, MEND, BAKE, DIET...
"How are you?"
Me: I'm fine, same old
Also me
"How are you?" Me: I'm fine, same old Also me
*pays $80,000 in tuition*
*pays $80,000 in tuition*
Socsey
is
AND IF we
ARE TAL Kine,
BEHAVING In
NON-INCLUSIVE WAY You wiLt BE
EXCLUDED
SleepyGirl
13 mar
Socsey is AND IF we ARE TAL Kine, BEHAVING In NON-INCLUSIVE WAY You wiLt BE EXCLUDED
When most of your friends are older than you but they include you in everything:
When most of your friends are older than you but they include you in everything:
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
12 mar
Get off me lawn you're not welcome here
Them: "Who's skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them:
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
8 mar
Them: "Who's skull is that?" Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip" Them: "What's in it?" Me: "Vodka and orange juice." Them: Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
Direct Deposit : $1,400
Me at the dollar tree :
KAAKKA
N8er N8er
18 mar
Direct Deposit : $1,400 Me at the dollar tree : KAAKKA
Some of you don't know what real temptation is... and it shows.
Some of you don't know what real temptation is... and it shows.
Damn, they really did escape??
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
Damn, they really did escape??
ARE OLDER WOMEN BETTER IN BED
Ss
THAN YOUNGER WOMEN?
420BayRay
31 may
ARE OLDER WOMEN BETTER IN BED Ss THAN YOUNGER WOMEN?
(lo you ever have those moments where you just need someone to cuddle with?
Michi Michi
19 mar
(lo you ever have those moments where you just need someone to cuddle with?
COSPLAY
Giving male otakus wet dreams since 1976!
Reddog999 Reddog999
22 jun
COSPLAY Giving male otakus wet dreams since 1976!
THE WIFE JUST.
CALLED ME SEX MACHINE
HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE
'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL.
BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
THE WIFE JUST. CALLED ME SEX MACHINE HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE 'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL. BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
Don't ever
tet your ears
\ hear what
your eyes didn't see,
don't
your
'outh'say what
your heart doesn't feel.
WOLVERINE
10 mar
Don't ever tet your ears \ hear what your eyes didn't see, don't your 'outh'say what your heart doesn't feel.
Life becomes easier
When you delete the negative people from it.
Life becomes easier When you delete the negative people from it.
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
BOOBS ARE LIKE KIOS TOYS
THE? RRE FUN TO PLAY WITH BUT
OUT
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
BOOBS ARE LIKE KIOS TOYS THE? RRE FUN TO PLAY WITH BUT OUT
Men only wants One thing. And
it's disgusting
Then wash it
Men only wants One thing. And it's disgusting Then wash it
"Don't throw hands if you're not gonna finish it, Janice"