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DUDE, I ALMOST HAD YOU!
You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should.
You're lucky that hundred shot of OIL BURNING didn't blow the welds on the MGU-HI You almost had me?
Now, me and James Allison got to rip apart the energy store... and replace the control electronics you fried.
Ask any racer. Any real racer. Except for Alex Albon. It don't matter if you win by an inch or by spinning off your rival by hitting their right rear wheel in a right hand turn. Winning's
DUDE, I ALMOST HAD YOU! You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of OIL BURNING didn't blow the welds on the MGU-HI You almost had me? Now, me and James Allison got to rip apart the energy store... and replace the control electronics you fried. Ask any racer. Any real racer. Except for Alex Albon. It don't matter if you win by an inch or by spinning off your rival by hitting their right rear wheel in a right hand turn. Winning's
SHE'S NOT WEARING
Siego129
6 apr
SHE'S NOT WEARING
Interviewer: Why do you want this job?
Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Interviewer: Why do you want this job? Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL
WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy"
me after lunch:
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy" me after lunch:
This is why one should travel when you are still young
This is why one should travel when you are still young
Love her.
Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words
fuck off' much more frequently.
\ Helen Mirren
Love her. Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words fuck off' much more frequently. \ Helen Mirren
You know what part I love about waking up?
None of it. Let me sleep.
You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep.
SWEAR COD KAREN
I WILL SHIT ON FUERVTHING VYOli
callous_crap callous_crap
21 mar
SWEAR COD KAREN I WILL SHIT ON FUERVTHING VYOli
I'M ALWAYS FORCED
SHIT IM NOT QUALIFIED FOR
LIKE BEING NICE TO FUCKING IDIOTS
I'M ALWAYS FORCED SHIT IM NOT QUALIFIED FOR LIKE BEING NICE TO FUCKING IDIOTS
Finishing the Work Week And Heading For The Weekend Then out of nowhere,, sucker dirty little punk!!!
How old were you when you found out that the screwdriver handle is actually designed to put wrench on it to help loosen tight screw?
Jdub72 Jdub72
14 mar
How old were you when you found out that the screwdriver handle is actually designed to put wrench on it to help loosen tight screw?
We all descend from a WOLF!
And our owner?
From a MONKEY.
How embarrassing!
godlesshumor godlesshumor
14 mar
We all descend from a WOLF! And our owner? From a MONKEY. How embarrassing!
ll
The loneliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
ll The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
This should be on a hallmark card!!!!
af
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
This should be on a hallmark card!!!! af
GETTING OLDER IS JUST ONE BODY PART AFTER ANOTHER SAYING, "HA HA, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
WATCH THIS.
best4funny420 best4funny420
15 mar
GETTING OLDER IS JUST ONE BODY PART AFTER ANOTHER SAYING, "HA HA, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? WATCH THIS.
ACCERT WHAT IS LET GO OF WHAT WAS AND HAVE FAITH
Crust Canepa Photography
ACCERT WHAT IS LET GO OF WHAT WAS AND HAVE FAITH Crust Canepa Photography
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don't want anybody else to feel like that
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anybody else to feel like that
is that orange?
yes...
it's for you
is that orange? yes... it's for you
IMAGINE BEING ON A DATE WITH A GIRL AND YOUR FRIEND SENDS YOU THIS
DDivya DDivya
13 mar
IMAGINE BEING ON A DATE WITH A GIRL AND YOUR FRIEND SENDS YOU THIS
"Today was the first time I went out for breakfast alone with my 8 week old son. I had just received my breakfast and hot chocolate when Jaxon started crying, so of course I fed him. After a few minutes this older lady walked up to me; I was scared, thinking she was gonna tell me to put my boob away, instead she starts cutting up my breakfast for me and said, 'What a good mama you are, we can't have your food getting cold can we?' I honestly could have cried. Loveliest lady EVER!" <3 #TMS7
Credit: Briar Lusia Mcqueen
"Today was the first time I went out for breakfast alone with my 8 week old son. I had just received my breakfast and hot chocolate when Jaxon started crying, so of course I fed him. After a few minutes this older lady walked up to me; I was scared, thinking she was gonna tell me to put my boob away, instead she starts cutting up my breakfast for me and said, 'What a good mama you are, we can't have your food getting cold can we?' I honestly could have cried. Loveliest lady EVER!" <3 #TMS7 Credit: Briar Lusia Mcqueen