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Dwayne Johnson's Family
Get Tested After Being
Unable To Smell What The
Rock Is Cooking
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
26 feb
Dwayne Johnson's Family Get Tested After Being Unable To Smell What The Rock Is Cooking
He's loving his carrots
Getting older really sneaks up on you.
My grandson asked me why I had such small
Tupperware containers.
Getting older really sneaks up on you. My grandson asked me why I had such small Tupperware containers.
Best not tell this guy any secrets
Best not tell this guy any secrets
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY
IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
DocKilgore DocKilgore
18 may
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
I want this couch in my house so bad we
I want this couch in my house so bad we
Interviewer: so tell me a little about yourself
Me: Id rather not, i really need this job
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
26 jun
Interviewer: so tell me a little about yourself Me: Id rather not, i really need this job
FOR THOSE WHO STILL WASH DISHES BY HAND
@homemaking.conm
SALUTE VO
FOR THOSE WHO STILL WASH DISHES BY HAND @homemaking.conm SALUTE VO
AND THIS MY FRIENDS HOW I ENDED UP IN THE STORM DRAIN
Jfr1018
21 apr
AND THIS MY FRIENDS HOW I ENDED UP IN THE STORM DRAIN
"Don't throw hands if you're not gonna finish it, Janice"
WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.
WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
11 mar
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
- BB
@BrandonLBradfor
I'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment. A lovely young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat."
So I'll be here for the rest of today.
- BB @BrandonLBradfor I'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment. A lovely young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat." So I'll be here for the rest of today.
Two baby weasels pause for a photograph while scampering across a scenic road in the Scottish Highlands
gorgeous_animals gorgeous_animals
13 mar
Two baby weasels pause for a photograph while scampering across a scenic road in the Scottish Highlands
WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX?
BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL
MENS SHED
TMOB
22 mar
WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX? BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL MENS SHED
Just tried making hand sanitizer
But it came out as
Jello Shots
Just tried making hand sanitizer But it came out as Jello Shots
Put a mask on!
You're putting my health at risk!
Put a mask on! You're putting my health at risk!
"So when I said 'hide the gold in an inconspicuous place', you put it under a frickin rainbow?"
DDivya DDivya
18 mar
"So when I said 'hide the gold in an inconspicuous place', you put it under a frickin rainbow?"
Rex Chapman @RexChapman Little Man has it all figured out. Work smarter...