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EAT IT!
EAT THE COOKIE I GAVE YOU!
320solutions 320solutions
22 apr
EAT IT! EAT THE COOKIE I GAVE YOU!
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps
Me? When I! was 3,
I ate mud
DubUp DubUp
3 may
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps Me? When I! was 3, I ate mud
MY GRAMMA MADE DIS
ITHA7 NE WOBPNNS
MY GRAMMA MADE DIS ITHA7 NE WOBPNNS
ff you use your husband's old 'draws' to make a tank top, you just might be a
Redneck.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
ff you use your husband's old 'draws' to make a tank top, you just might be a Redneck.
You know what part I love about waking up?
None of it. Let me sleep.
You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep.
Parent lip:
Never, I mean NEVER
make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
Parent lip: Never, I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY
IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
WHAT IF THEY CLOSE THE GROCERY STORES? WE'LL HAVE TO HUNT FOR OUR FOOD.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE DORITOS LIVE
jerry1752 jerry1752
16 mar
WHAT IF THEY CLOSE THE GROCERY STORES? WE'LL HAVE TO HUNT FOR OUR FOOD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE DORITOS LIVE
Thank a
Trucker today!
WITHOUT THEM YOU WOULD BE...
HUNGRY,
HOMELESS,
& NAKED
cursedTruckers cursedTruckers
18 mar
Thank a Trucker today! WITHOUT THEM YOU WOULD BE... HUNGRY, HOMELESS, & NAKED
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO
THE GROCERY STORE
THEY LIED,
EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO THE GROCERY STORE THEY LIED, EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI
WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
12 may
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
If you sit on the toilet at pm and the clock strikes midnight, its the same shit, different day.
If you sit on the toilet at pm and the clock strikes midnight, its the same shit, different day.
pods:
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid
this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
SHOULD PROBABLY
BE IN JAIL
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS SHOULD PROBABLY BE IN JAIL
why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
dregone dregone
16 mar
why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure,
she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure, she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
DUDES IN TEXAS
WHEN SHOWS A COUPLE INCHES
ORIVING THEI 36 YEOROLB SHITBOK HONDA THROUGH THE QABLIZZARD
DUDES IN TEXAS WHEN SHOWS A COUPLE INCHES ORIVING THEI 36 YEOROLB SHITBOK HONDA THROUGH THE QABLIZZARD
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this
Very Big One.
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this Very Big One.