log in
ed Bull: *works hard developing a great car to win races*
Mercedes at Silverstone:
ed Bull: *works hard developing a great car to win races* Mercedes at Silverstone:
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF
IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
MaddHatter MaddHatter
18 jun
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
moistYutSarnt moistYutSarnt
10 mar
WHEN THE COMMAND HEARS YOU ARE GETTING OUT...
ger you
When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego.
Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily
llatad
When someone tries to trig
missingwherev8 missingwherev8
25 mar
ger you When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego. Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily llatad When someone tries to trig
This is what happens when your
Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit
This is what happens when your Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit
FACTOROID
In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
FACTOROID In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
toxiclamarsdrip5 toxiclamarsdrip5
12 mar
She BBQ'd everyone si
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people.
-Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
silkyPoets silkyPoets
15 mar
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people. -Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
When the car in front of you keep
braking for no reason
When the car in front of you keep braking for no reason
PEOPLE THEY NEED Ble
TIMES TO THE
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
PEOPLE THEY NEED Ble TIMES TO THE
*During sex*
I call you daddy?
Me:
You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
*During sex* I call you daddy? Me: You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
Who ate these right from the tree
shiny_corner shiny_corner
10 mar
Who ate these right from the tree
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER
OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO
ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
'Act normal, act normal"
Caroline Kee
good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
Caroline Kee good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable
WITH SO MANY THINGS COMING BACK IN STYLE.~
CANT, WANT TILL LOYALTY AND MORALS BECOME THE NEW TREND AGAIN.
WITH SO MANY THINGS COMING BACK IN STYLE.~ CANT, WANT TILL LOYALTY AND MORALS BECOME THE NEW TREND AGAIN.
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
15 mar
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur"
Dad: "it's impossible"
Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend"
Dad:
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur" Dad: "it's impossible" Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend" Dad:
Sitting alone and enjoying your own company is better than being surrounded by fake people.
Sitting alone and enjoying your own company is better than being surrounded by fake people.
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
FORGET ABOUT THE IDIOT THAT DID THIS
JUST FACINATED THAT SPENT 30
MINUTES TRYING IT! TO PRONOUNCE IT!
FORGET ABOUT THE IDIOT THAT DID THIS JUST FACINATED THAT SPENT 30 MINUTES TRYING IT! TO PRONOUNCE IT!