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ELASUS [7 pr? JÁ
ice the fish
Anyone not
LonHylton LonHylton
20 may
ice the fish Anyone not
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
When you're real enough to kick it with anybody
WinterSnow WinterSnow
15 mar
When you're real enough to kick it with anybody
IT WAS WORTH GETTING UP EARLY ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN
THESE GUYS WERE ON TV
dayssupreme dayssupreme
5 apr
IT WAS WORTH GETTING UP EARLY ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN THESE GUYS WERE ON TV
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
John L. Sullivan, the man from the
"Overly Manly Man" meme, once fought a bare-knuckle boxing match that lasted
75 rounds before he won.
John L. Sullivan, the man from the "Overly Manly Man" meme, once fought a bare-knuckle boxing match that lasted 75 rounds before he won.
JUST CHECKED MY BANK AC
"RETURN EVERYTHING YOU HOOKER HEELS... YOU'RE
GONNA NEED THOSE."
JUST CHECKED MY BANK AC "RETURN EVERYTHING YOU HOOKER HEELS... YOU'RE GONNA NEED THOSE."
I appreciate effort. No matter how small, silly or irrelevant, I appreciate effort.
JennyGoff
13 mar
I appreciate effort. No matter how small, silly or irrelevant, I appreciate effort.
"So when I said 'hide the gold in an inconspicuous place', you put it under a frickin rainbow?"
DDivya DDivya
18 mar
"So when I said 'hide the gold in an inconspicuous place', you put it under a frickin rainbow?"
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED
Big Bertha, a gun used during World
War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
taniaye taniaye
22 mar
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED Big Bertha, a gun used during World War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
lettuceYour lettuceYour
20 mar
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
Me: I need to find a girl thats different...
Her:
George6 George6
10 mar
Me: I need to find a girl thats different... Her:
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
wateryPuns420 wateryPuns420
22 apr
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
Sorry haven't gotten anything done today.
I've been in the
Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Sorry haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
'DID YOU KNOW?
In the Bodi tribe, in Ethiopia, the most desired men are those with the largest bellies. The more belly
you have, the more attractive you are. I show this to you so you can see that you're not fat, you're just in the wrong tribe.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
17 mar
'DID YOU KNOW? In the Bodi tribe, in Ethiopia, the most desired men are those with the largest bellies. The more belly you have, the more attractive you are. I show this to you so you can see that you're not fat, you're just in the wrong tribe.
Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane.
JennyGoff
10 mar
Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane.
When someone says you're beautiful when you wake up.
And you know it's true.
unholyRpage777 unholyRpage777
17 mar
When someone says you're beautiful when you wake up. And you know it's true.
Tim not coming over there to help you kill some spider. Juststop panicking. more afraid oF
Tim not coming over there to help you kill some spider. Juststop panicking. more afraid oF
YOUR STORMS ARE ONLY TEMPORARY, BUT THE SINGS OF GOD LAST
Rayge19 Rayge19
12 mar
YOUR STORMS ARE ONLY TEMPORARY, BUT THE SINGS OF GOD LAST