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Don't fart in an Apple store
Why? They don't have windows
Don't fart in an Apple store Why? They don't have windows
Hello, can you come and help us?
We left the keys in our car!
Andrew4041 Andrew4041
18 mar
Hello, can you come and help us? We left the keys in our car!
What do you think?
What do you think?
GETTING OLDER IS JUST ONE BODY PART AFTER ANOTHER SAYING, "HA HA, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
WATCH THIS.
best4funny420 best4funny420
15 mar
GETTING OLDER IS JUST ONE BODY PART AFTER ANOTHER SAYING, "HA HA, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? WATCH THIS.
enemy: we got him!!
Jon wick:
*Joha
TripllleM TripllleM
19 mar
enemy: we got him!! Jon wick: *Joha
MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day.
So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious!
Glad to know petty is genetic.
MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day. So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious! Glad to know petty is genetic.
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
I don't know exactly what was goin, but this Party Looks Epic
Skuntpunch Skuntpunch
11d
I don't know exactly what was goin, but this Party Looks Epic
The older I get
the more I identify with these two
The older I get the more I identify with these two
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats
EATERS
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats EATERS
MORNIN' Y'ALL!
GOT COFFEE?
MORNIN' Y'ALL! GOT COFFEE?
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY,
KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK.
faezbook.
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY, KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK. faezbook.
I'm the friend you have to explain to your other friends
-before they meet me.
JackCollins
11 jun
I'm the friend you have to explain to your other friends -before they meet me.
My kidnappers returning me after listening to me talk about atvs for two hours @atvmemes
My kidnappers returning me after listening to me talk about atvs for two hours @atvmemes
This The Only
Generation Know
That Start Wearing
Wigs At 15
HumbleLyon HumbleLyon
11 mar
This The Only Generation Know That Start Wearing Wigs At 15
WHOA, WHOA/ KNOCK OVER THE MUG, NOT THE COFFEE POT.
YOU'RE A LOVABLE JERK, DAVE,
NOT A BARBARIAN.
CAT IN TRAINING
WHOA, WHOA/ KNOCK OVER THE MUG, NOT THE COFFEE POT. YOU'RE A LOVABLE JERK, DAVE, NOT A BARBARIAN. CAT IN TRAINING
Coffee, you're on the bench.
Alcohol, suit up.
up.
almaverick almaverick
28 nov 2020
Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. up.
ATe
COWORKER ACT tixg
SUPERVisop
+ PLEAasg ACT
Up wacke
ATe COWORKER ACT tixg SUPERVisop + PLEAasg ACT Up wacke
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.