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Me: Goodnight kids
Kids: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty
Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
6 mar
Epic Me: Goodnight kids Kids: Goodnight Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
WHY DO PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES THINK SHOULD CABE ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK
WANTED ABVIGE
SOMEQNE WHO CHASES A CALL AASM MY DUE.
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MACPHOTON MACPHOTON
16 jun
WHY DO PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES THINK SHOULD CABE ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK WANTED ABVIGE SOMEQNE WHO CHASES A CALL AASM MY DUE. com
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
New!
Wipe AND Wax
Toilet paper!
New! Wipe AND Wax Toilet paper!
logicalHumor logicalHumor
20 mar
think your parrot is broken
Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please....
'At'
DrHurtt DrHurtt
19 mar
Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please.... 'At'
pubitystonks pubitystonks
19 mar
This is how I make my promo videos...
Sir, it seems you've been drinking. Could you say the alphabet starting with 'M' ?
Malphabet
ff
BearWarrior BearWarrior
21 may
Sir, it seems you've been drinking. Could you say the alphabet starting with 'M' ? Malphabet ff
"I like your personality*
Me: Thanks I have like 3 more
"I like your personality* Me: Thanks I have like 3 more
Dwayne Johnson's Family
Get Tested After Being
Unable To Smell What The
Rock Is Cooking
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
26 feb
Dwayne Johnson's Family Get Tested After Being Unable To Smell What The Rock Is Cooking
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
- AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
kennek kennek
13 mar
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. - AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
let me iell you
Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
SueButton
4 apr
let me iell you Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
"This mirror makes me look ripped."
4
"This mirror makes me look ripped." 4
my bae look like Rihanna
You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
dregone dregone
13 mar
my bae look like Rihanna You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
Helping one person might not change the whole world,
but it could change the world for one
person.
Helping one person might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person.
I need to get in shape. If were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle
I need to get in shape. If were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle
you push our dick deep enough ina irl you can hit her toxic button
worldwideChic worldwideChic
19 mar
you push our dick deep enough ina irl you can hit her toxic button
All of our daughters should be told this daily!
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
It does not matter if I'm short or tall...
if skinny legs or my hips are wide...
It only matters who am inside...
Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green...
I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen...
en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts...
The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
All of our daughters should be told this daily! Mirror, mirror on the wall... It does not matter if I'm short or tall... if skinny legs or my hips are wide... It only matters who am inside... Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green... I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen... en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts... The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
Her: "What's in your pocket?"
Me: *moves my dick with no
hands*
Her:
WOLVERINE
11 apr
Her: "What's in your pocket?" Me: *moves my dick with no hands* Her:
LOOKS GREAT...
UNTIL THE ROOMBA
ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
LOOKS GREAT... UNTIL THE ROOMBA ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON