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Even the lifeless manikins have more successful love lives than yours.
Even the lifeless manikins have more successful love lives than yours.
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@
Ancient Greek Astrologers be like...
AH YES
A GOAT
Ancient Greek Astrologers be like... AH YES A GOAT
Me and my social skills
March 2020 March 2021
Me and my social skills March 2020 March 2021
This would be a adorable pet
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
This would be a adorable pet
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the
face to remind her who's boss
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the face to remind her who's boss
enrr we
KNOWIITS CHEESY
BUT FEEL GRATE
enrr we KNOWIITS CHEESY BUT FEEL GRATE
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to.
that shit ruins you
thoughts
ClayClark
10 mar
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to. that shit ruins you thoughts
DUDES IN TEXAS
WHEN SHOWS A COUPLE INCHES
ORIVING THEI 36 YEOROLB SHITBOK HONDA THROUGH THE QABLIZZARD
DUDES IN TEXAS WHEN SHOWS A COUPLE INCHES ORIVING THEI 36 YEOROLB SHITBOK HONDA THROUGH THE QABLIZZARD
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
Louie888 Louie888
26 apr
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATION DEVIGES
Siego129
8 apr
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATION DEVIGES
Authorities cannot be more specific than this.
NOT
PARTNER'S PRIVATE
DRIVING!
Authorities cannot be more specific than this. NOT PARTNER'S PRIVATE DRIVING!
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
mammamary1
17 mar
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like
When Kong vs Godzilla goes under changes to please the
Cancel Culture generation
When Kong vs Godzilla goes under changes to please the Cancel Culture generation
Him: suck my dick
Her: im allergic to shrimp
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Him: suck my dick Her: im allergic to shrimp
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
26 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.