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FACT!
You might fool hundreds of people.
into believing you are something
you're re not, but will who always be that
I one person who figured you out and knows who you are under all.
that bullshit!
FACT! You might fool hundreds of people. into believing you are something you're re not, but will who always be that I one person who figured you out and knows who you are under all. that bullshit!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME.
SO, IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF,
CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
Sadiegurl Sadiegurl
10 mar
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME. SO, IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME
FIGHT ME
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME FIGHT ME
YES SIR. WE ARE DEFINITELY WEARING OUR ISSUED UNIFORM.
VIID SHAUING TON FVERY NAY
YES SIR. WE ARE DEFINITELY WEARING OUR ISSUED UNIFORM. VIID SHAUING TON FVERY NAY
"look who's coming"
Me:
"look who's coming" Me:
Me when try to get hours of sleep in
hrs
"This sum bullshit."
Me when try to get hours of sleep in hrs "This sum bullshit."
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do
is say "I see
you." I spend some
time with it,
get up, and say goodbye.
I don't push it away.
I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say "I see you." I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye. I don't push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
Thousands of people plan to attend a barbecue in front of the home of a vegan Australian woman who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat cooking in their own backyard
garrisonloved garrisonloved
12 mar
Thousands of people plan to attend a barbecue in front of the home of a vegan Australian woman who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat cooking in their own backyard
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If someone stays by your side through your worst.
times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
JennyGoff
13 mar
et zm If someone stays by your side through your worst. times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
Notification Cen er
cc
Why not step outside for a bit?
EMERGENCY ALERTS ego
Emergency Alert
NWS: TORNADO WARNING in this area til
AM EST. Take shelter now. Check media.
jetpackpuppy
7 mar
Notification Cen er cc Why not step outside for a bit? EMERGENCY ALERTS ego Emergency Alert NWS: TORNADO WARNING in this area til AM EST. Take shelter now. Check media.
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time
You ready to die
cosmicHum0r cosmicHum0r
20 mar
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time You ready to die
Husband: What's for dinner?
Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts.
Husband: Really?
Me: No, tequila's in the
freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
Husband: What's for dinner? Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts. Husband: Really? Me: No, tequila's in the freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
DOGS
MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED.
OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG.
SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE.
HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU.
THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART.
THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR.
DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART...
AND ON YOUR FLOORS.
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LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
DOGS MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED. OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG. SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE. HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU. THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART. THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR. DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART... AND ON YOUR FLOORS. weealgattcinprsion com
"it's ridiculously painful how emotionally attached we become to people who show no concern for how we feel. it's actually fucked up..."
- rh. Sin
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
"it's ridiculously painful how emotionally attached we become to people who show no concern for how we feel. it's actually fucked up..." - rh. Sin
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE IF IT WAS RENT FREE?
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
23 apr
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE IF IT WAS RENT FREE?
Ri MTEDBYIBERR:
MiyallaTorres
18 mar
Ri MTEDBYIBERR:
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room
Son: dad please it's not mine..
Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
6 mar
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room Son: dad please it's not mine.. Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
maybe if you spent as much time with me as you did staring at memes we'd still be dating
Wow this is going to make a good meme
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
maybe if you spent as much time with me as you did staring at memes we'd still be dating Wow this is going to make a good meme
This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
pureritzpage2 pureritzpage2
18 mar
This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES...
REMEMBER.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES... REMEMBER.
These photos where taken before and after the photographer called him a good boy
adorableirl adorableirl
11 apr
These photos where taken before and after the photographer called him a good boy