Fella buys a talking centipede for and takes it home in small box.
After 30 mins he opens the box and says "Would you like to go for a pint".
The centipede doesn't answer...
Raising his voice question, still he repeats the question, still no reply.
Getting angry, thinking he's been done, he shouts the question loudly.
At which the centipede sticks his head out of his box and says
"I heard you the Ist time
I'm putting my fucking shoes on".