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finally got my own yacht!
you say it's an iron blocking you for
rushing my dreams
finally got my own yacht! you say it's an iron blocking you for rushing my dreams
Me in my
not easy being old.
Me in my not easy being old.
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people.
-Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
silkyPoets silkyPoets
15 mar
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people. -Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
dy Joan Meiners, @beecycies PhD =
I just got an email from my grade biology teacher congratulating me on my PhD. She helped me do a science fair project on the antioxidant content of honey that made me believe I could be a scientist when I grew up.
Mentorship, and representation, really does matter. =
dy Joan Meiners, @beecycies PhD = I just got an email from my grade biology teacher congratulating me on my PhD. She helped me do a science fair project on the antioxidant content of honey that made me believe I could be a scientist when I grew up. Mentorship, and representation, really does matter. =
ANY STAR WARS FANS OUT THERE
Baggs
11 may
ANY STAR WARS FANS OUT THERE
MAN SHOT AFTER THROWING SHOE AT ROACH
DETROIT SEA SIDE
Fuck around and find out
MAN SHOT AFTER THROWING SHOE AT ROACH DETROIT SEA SIDE Fuck around and find out
6 Time Felon Killed In Shootout By 13 Year
Old During Home Invasion
on
brave 13-year-old Ladson boy fended off two hardened flons who were attempting to break inte his house by using his mothers gun to protect himself wile home alone,
pucknut9 pucknut9
7 mar
6 Time Felon Killed In Shootout By 13 Year Old During Home Invasion on brave 13-year-old Ladson boy fended off two hardened flons who were attempting to break inte his house by using his mothers gun to protect himself wile home alone,
I'M NO MECHANIC
BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
lilPrintedLife lilPrintedLife
22 apr
I'M NO MECHANIC BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Facebook employees going
through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
meow meow
15 mar
Facebook employees going through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
"MANKIND'S ARE NUMBERE
"Your HUBRIS HAS ANGERED
"MANKIND'S ARE NUMBERE "Your HUBRIS HAS ANGERED
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives,
Dogs would outlive us all.
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, Dogs would outlive us all.
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS;
MAKE
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS; MAKE
Licking someones face is a quick and 100% foolproof way of ending a conversation.
Licking someones face is a quick and 100% foolproof way of ending a conversation.
Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... andi laughed... looks like he put me in my
Touehe
Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... andi laughed... looks like he put me in my Touehe
en your human yells at you to stop licking your butt, but then you see him licking someone else's
bs
Rikkeej Rikkeej
11 mar
en your human yells at you to stop licking your butt, but then you see him licking someone else's bs
"Lite is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
"Lite is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
WHO GREW UP WATCHING
RUDOLPH EVERY CHRISTMAS?
back_grew back_grew
16 mar
WHO GREW UP WATCHING RUDOLPH EVERY CHRISTMAS?