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"Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you
cum
"Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum
When I was a kid...
no wait, still do that.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
When I was a kid... no wait, still do that.
Who else loves roads covered with trees like this?
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
16 mar
Who else loves roads covered with trees like this?
He's not even remotely sorry
He's not even remotely sorry
People with good intentions make promises, people with integrity them.
People with good intentions make promises, people with integrity them.
Be yourself, because an original
is FB MOTIVATIONAL OTE than
MOTIVATIONAL OTE
Be yourself, because an original is FB MOTIVATIONAL OTE than MOTIVATIONAL OTE
INTERNATION
SVMBOL
"WHAT THE FUGK ARE YOU DOING'
LJpisces LJpisces
18 mar
INTERNATION SVMBOL "WHAT THE FUGK ARE YOU DOING'
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh
God, oh God, don't stop, oh
God, Jesus yes, oh god!
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh god!
I Saw this wrong
22toomany 22toomany
12 may
I Saw this wrong
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
WHO REMEMBERS WHEN THEY USED TO PUT TOYS
MEDEA BHVECS
WHO REMEMBERS WHEN THEY USED TO PUT TOYS MEDEA BHVECS
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
PintoWorld PintoWorld
10 mar
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
We all descend from a WOLF!
And our owner?
From a MONKEY.
How embarrassing!
godlesshumor godlesshumor
14 mar
We all descend from a WOLF! And our owner? From a MONKEY. How embarrassing!
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK.
graciJo graciJo
14 mar
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK.
When the Void stares back ALIEN IG combing my Studio aparmtent trying to find my cat, and thought i lost him. Guess Where i found him
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room
Son: dad please it's not mine..
Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
6 mar
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room Son: dad please it's not mine.. Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
You better get your ass out my
room
You better get your ass out my room
toxiclamarsdrip5 toxiclamarsdrip5
12 mar
She BBQ'd everyone si
CANT READ A CLOCK
ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
CANT READ A CLOCK ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
"When you have given up all hope in finding a good relationship"
AliciaWilliams22 AliciaWilliams22
14 jun
"When you have given up all hope in finding a good relationship"
Big girls ain't scared of nothing but this chair
PeytonJackman PeytonJackman
17 mar
Big girls ain't scared of nothing but this chair