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Life's tragedy is we get old too soon and wise too late.
Benjamin Franklin
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fol, CO Life's tragedy is we get old too soon and wise too late. Benjamin Franklin
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i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
sofla i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG
Let's get the hell outta here
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG Let's get the hell outta here
People can't use you if you're useless
People can't use you if you're useless
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
How men wake up in the morning.
Brain: "ah fuck"
Body: "please dont get up"
Dick: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
JennyGoff
25 mar
How men wake up in the morning. Brain: "ah fuck" Body: "please dont get up" Dick: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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We sent out checks to all the ugly people first, so if you have not recieved yours yet...
Rand Marnina Raairtifiill
URS Payment Status We sent out checks to all the ugly people first, so if you have not recieved yours yet... Rand Marnina Raairtifiill
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice.
Without hidden
agendas.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
16 mar
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice. Without hidden agendas.
Kicking my cst cut ot for an atShole
How You Can Tell-When
Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
How You Can Tell-When Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
Lord please place a shield of protection around My Family &
Friends. Let no harm come to them. Bless them as they go about their day.
Amen!
Lord please place a shield of protection around My Family & Friends. Let no harm come to them. Bless them as they go about their day. Amen!
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it.
Also Katie:
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it. Also Katie:
There goes my hero
OMGGGG there was an ice storm where I live and a ton of businesses were closed today besides this Thai restaurant run by this little old lady AND LOOK WHAT SHE POSTED
Verizon LTE PM @ 16% m Rice Paddy fuck yeah we open...
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There goes my hero OMGGGG there was an ice storm where I live and a ton of businesses were closed today besides this Thai restaurant run by this little old lady AND LOOK WHAT SHE POSTED Verizon LTE PM @ 16% m Rice Paddy fuck yeah we open... Like Comment Share Amanda Onusko and 1.1K others
For all those men who
'Why buy the cow when
Can get the milk for free?
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays, 807 of womel
against marriage. Why?
Berauise women realize it's not I
Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
JennyGoff
6 mar
For all those men who 'Why buy the cow when Can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 807 of womel against marriage. Why? Berauise women realize it's not I Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
My favorite youtuber lol
TikYok
THE PRINCE FAMILY
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purplemonkey purplemonkey
11 apr
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The dedication this birb mothers shows by sitting on 2 eggs
Edit: rt
The dedication this birb mothers shows by sitting on 2 eggs Edit: rt
Disappointment
(noun)
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
mean_plotbruv mean_plotbruv
18 mar
Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
dreams wont come true if you dont trust
you
- rhea khemani
poetsdealer poetsdealer
15 mar
dreams wont come true if you dont trust you - rhea khemani
Me: mom says there's pizza rolls
dggamer dggamer
5 mar
Me: mom says there's pizza rolls
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention
Stay in your light.
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention Stay in your light.
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had
2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
boorish_groups boorish_groups
16 mar
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.