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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went,
"If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn't, I didsn't." There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
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happy to report i'm back on my bullshit
IF I DIDS IT, BIDS IT
IC DINGCAT PE DNIneart
Follow I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, "If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn't, I didsn't." There was a third line, but I forgot what it was. vifeandaccurate Follow happy to report i'm back on my bullshit IF I DIDS IT, BIDS IT IC DINGCAT PE DNIneart
Teacher: Why did you cheat on the test?
Student: Why did you cheat on your husband?
The class:
Teacher: Why did you cheat on the test? Student: Why did you cheat on your husband? The class:
AM GURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
AM GURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
my kids destroying the entire house
Me, trying to sleep inona weekend
my kids destroying the entire house Me, trying to sleep inona weekend
What we called rollin'!!
Back in my day.. there was so much toilet paper people were literally stringing it up in the trees of thy enemies
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
19 mar
What we called rollin'!! Back in my day.. there was so much toilet paper people were literally stringing it up in the trees of thy enemies
Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane.
JennyGoff
10 mar
Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane.
Inside : casual / outside: RUNNING LIKE A RHINO
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Inside : casual / outside: RUNNING LIKE A RHINO
Isn't this the cutest thing ever! if you eat
dogs I will find you!
Ashleyr Ashleyr
8 mar
Isn't this the cutest thing ever! if you eat dogs I will find you!
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
taniaye taniaye
6 mar
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
envy people that grow old gracefully.
They age like a fine wine.
I'm aging like milk.
Getting sour and chunky.
envy people that grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I'm aging like milk. Getting sour and chunky.
PEOPLE SAID "FOLLOW YOUR
DREAMS
I WENT
TO SLEEP
PEOPLE SAID "FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS I WENT TO SLEEP
RAVE NO IDEA
mealy_animal mealy_animal
12 mar
RAVE NO IDEA
Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.
Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.
So that's what the top step is for
So that's what the top step is for
Be careful where you shop online. We ordered a german shepherd and now this guy lives with us.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
17d
Be careful where you shop online. We ordered a german shepherd and now this guy lives with us.
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when
WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started.
And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118
years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started. And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118 years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
Coffee, you're on the bench.
Alcohol, suit up.
up.
almaverick almaverick
28 nov 2020
Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. up.
He found a new mechanic for is bike.
So far, is bike as been broken down six times .
michaeltyler2383 michaeltyler2383
22 may
He found a new mechanic for is bike. So far, is bike as been broken down six times .
RE OLD AS FUCK ROW!
hastyGruntled hastyGruntled
12 jun
RE OLD AS FUCK ROW!
I've bought a fish tank,
Now my cat has his own TV
I've bought a fish tank, Now my cat has his own TV
HOLY SHT
GONE HEED A GIGGER DIGPER!
Louie888 Louie888
12 mar
HOLY SHT GONE HEED A GIGGER DIGPER!