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FOR PRESIDENT
202y
FOR PRESIDENT 202y
That feeling when you don't even know what the
fuck you're feeling
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
That feeling when you don't even know what the fuck you're feeling
Is that popcorn I smell?
Those liars said it was yaad iraall
Is that popcorn I smell? Those liars said it was yaad iraall
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
PhilBryant PhilBryant
10 may
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
002011
on her
A 9 year old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents.
She didn't reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate
$1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
002011 on her A 9 year old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents. She didn't reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate $1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
People swear they're fighting demons when the whole time they're fighting
the consequences
of their choices.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
16 mar
People swear they're fighting demons when the whole time they're fighting the consequences of their choices.
HE CALLED
ME
AB
[CALLED
HIM
AN AMBULANCE.
judithtitus judithtitus
13 mar
HE CALLED ME AB [CALLED HIM AN AMBULANCE.
How you get punched so hard in game that you get knocked out irl @MustyburgerV3)
Them: "Who's skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them:
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
8 mar
Them: "Who's skull is that?" Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip" Them: "What's in it?" Me: "Vodka and orange juice." Them: Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
gsto gsto
9 mar
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
Disappointment
(noun)
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
mean_plotbruv mean_plotbruv
18 mar
Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
11 mar
He is not human
When a woman says
all"
First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
18 jun
When a woman says all" First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Girl takes grandfather to prom that never got to go
Girl takes grandfather to prom that never got to go
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
11 mar
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name.
played outside, not online... and if I didn't eat what
Mom cooked, I didn't eat. Anyone else raised like this?
dayssupreme dayssupreme
11 mar
My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name. played outside, not online... and if I didn't eat what Mom cooked, I didn't eat. Anyone else raised like this?
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was
id
be
ats
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was id be ats
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE
ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
Researchers from the University of
Wisconsin-Madison found that hearing your mother's voice, even over the phone, raises oxytocin levels and relieves stress.
Researchers from the University of Wisconsin-Madison found that hearing your mother's voice, even over the phone, raises oxytocin levels and relieves stress.
This is Ringo. He likes swimming just a little bit. Might be half seal
To ALL Who Protect
And Serve...
We Sincerely
Thank And
Salute You.
To ALL Who Protect And Serve... We Sincerely Thank And Salute You.