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Found my best friend in bed with my girlfriend! I'm not sure who I'm more angry at.
Found my best friend in bed with my girlfriend! I'm not sure who I'm more angry at.
Just finished the attic theatre for my,wife & kids. I hope they love it
Just finished the attic theatre for my,wife & kids. I hope they love it
DID YOU KNOW ?
All shrimp were born male, but slowly grow into females as they mature
Xavier
Like TikTokers
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
DID YOU KNOW ? All shrimp were born male, but slowly grow into females as they mature Xavier Like TikTokers
_ they threw the silencer threw threw the silencer on these fr
_ they threw the silencer threw threw the silencer on these fr
How to bea ladies' man 101...
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
Direct Action Bronson
@smarxist_
get in loser, it's nap time
Direct Action Bronson @smarxist_ get in loser, it's nap time
When They Find out its
1400 a Kid
on
These Ain't The Same
Kids You Claimed Last Yea
Rodney DaBoss
~let
rodney219 rodney219
11 mar
When They Find out its 1400 a Kid on These Ain't The Same Kids You Claimed Last Yea Rodney DaBoss ~let
ChefBoy RT
You had to be there. On a Friday night.
- I
ChefBoy RT You had to be there. On a Friday night. - I
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING
OF REALIZING THERE'S NO
VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING OF REALIZING THERE'S NO VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?
idlesarcatsmcats idlesarcatsmcats
21 mar
can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?
share shit about sex way too much for someone who's only getting fucked by life on daily basis.
share shit about sex way too much for someone who's only getting fucked by life on daily basis.
Fellow
Ben
Every year.
EVERY YEAR.
Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
Fellow Ben Every year. EVERY YEAR. Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH
"BULLSHIT. HE BEGGED FOR IT."
EdgarRivette EdgarRivette
11 mar
COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH "BULLSHIT. HE BEGGED FOR IT."
Me: You're blocking the view
Dog: AM THE VIEW
Me: You're blocking the view Dog: AM THE VIEW
And god told Adam
You are the first creature.
Adam: What about that thing over there?
God: I don't know man she was already there when I got here
taniaye taniaye
13 mar
And god told Adam You are the first creature. Adam: What about that thing over there? God: I don't know man she was already there when I got here
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
"Found this rare
Nokia fossil today."
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
"Found this rare Nokia fossil today."
What's your biggest mistake?
I made someone my priority when I was just an option for that person.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
16 mar
What's your biggest mistake? I made someone my priority when I was just an option for that person.
When someone starts giving you attention and you're not sure if they're just playing with your emotions
When someone starts giving you attention and you're not sure if they're just playing with your emotions
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR?
OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR? OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS