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Fuck checking phone
Check their medicine cabinet
FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
18 mar
Fuck checking phone Check their medicine cabinet FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU'RE HEARING THE BEEPS OR JUST IMAGINING THEM:
LAW\
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU'RE HEARING THE BEEPS OR JUST IMAGINING THEM: LAW\
Let's sit here and talk about life
Let's sit here and talk about life
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack
Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling:
"THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling: "THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
RacerHex RacerHex
17 mar
lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
Raise your hand if you ever trusted the wrong person.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
20 mar
Raise your hand if you ever trusted the wrong person.
Today
You ever think about us getting back together?
PM
Na. I don't want a chick who's been married before or has kids.
PM
I was married to you and their your kids asshole.
PM
See 2 much bs.
PM
Today You ever think about us getting back together? PM Na. I don't want a chick who's been married before or has kids. PM I was married to you and their your kids asshole. PM See 2 much bs. PM
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world
Wi
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world Wi
Life
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Life Is Like A Book. Some
Chapters Are Sad, Some
Are Happy And Some Are
Exciting. But If You Never
Turn The Page, You Will
Never Know What Next
Chapter Has In Store For
You.
Izuudon
Life yr Life Is Like A Book. Some Chapters Are Sad, Some Are Happy And Some Are Exciting. But If You Never Turn The Page, You Will Never Know What Next Chapter Has In Store For You. Izuudon
At some point beer was involved
harmoniousgroups harmoniousgroups
16 mar
At some point beer was involved
Me in my
not easy being old.
Me in my not easy being old.
When girls say: get my weed for free"
Cristo70
20 may
When girls say: get my weed for free"
How You Can Tell-When
Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
How You Can Tell-When Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
Dad: "We're not getting a dog" Dad once we've got a dog:
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like