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I FART BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY GAS I CAN AFFORD!!
I FART BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY GAS I CAN AFFORD!!
Macbaaby
@MacBaaby
The older we get, the more we understand this guy.
Macbaaby @MacBaaby The older we get, the more we understand this guy.
What is the difference between
"I like you" and "I love you"
Beautifully answered by Buddha:
"When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily."
One who understands this, understands life...
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
What is the difference between "I like you" and "I love you" Beautifully answered by Buddha: "When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily." One who understands this, understands life...
My neighbor is a tweeker and I'm an asshole....this is entertainment at its finest lol
WinterSnow WinterSnow
8 mar
My neighbor is a tweeker and I'm an asshole....this is entertainment at its finest lol
Everything that is made beautiful and fair and lovely is made for the eye of one Who sees.
Rumi
al
JennyGoff
13 mar
Everything that is made beautiful and fair and lovely is made for the eye of one Who sees. Rumi al
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
How many of you would put your own life on the line in order to save your child's without hesitation?
I'll wait.
How many of you would put your own life on the line in order to save your child's without hesitation? I'll wait.
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
Go ahead... try to grab it
Go ahead... try to grab it
If you sit on the toilet at pm and the clock strikes midnight, its the same shit, different day.
If you sit on the toilet at pm and the clock strikes midnight, its the same shit, different day.
RE
TIRED
OF HIDING THE BODIES
320solutions 320solutions
8 mar
RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES
JUSTIN BIERERS)
BE AFUCKING
JUSTIN BIERERS) BE AFUCKING
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN WITH A AND A CAN OF CREAM OF SOMETHING SOUP.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN WITH A AND A CAN OF CREAM OF SOMETHING SOUP.
What we called rollin'!!
Back in my day.. there was so much toilet paper people were literally stringing it up in the trees of thy enemies
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
19 mar
What we called rollin'!! Back in my day.. there was so much toilet paper people were literally stringing it up in the trees of thy enemies
WELL, THEY WeRE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED.
WELL, THEY WeRE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED.
My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music cuz they can't hear their Tablet
My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music cuz they can't hear their Tablet
When you're thinking about having that third donut
Gargoyle Gargoyle
19 mar
When you're thinking about having that third donut
We're not working out today, Mom
Wedding dress fram 1950s
YES or NO?
Wedding dress fram 1950s YES or NO?