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fun _fact
Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect
as the man left the widow's home.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
fun _fact Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect as the man left the widow's home.
LET'S GET YOU HOME BUDDY
DAMMIT FRANK TOGETHER
Louie888 Louie888
7 mar
LET'S GET YOU HOME BUDDY DAMMIT FRANK TOGETHER
One lie
is enough to question all truths.
320solutions 320solutions
26 apr
One lie is enough to question all truths.
WHEN HE ASKS FOR MORE WATER
We got distracted and killer took our nuggets and ran!
We got distracted and killer took our nuggets and ran!
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
WETINK1 WETINK1
18 jun
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
HUSBAND
A husband is like great wine,
it takes long time
to mature.
HUSBAND A husband is like great wine, it takes long time to mature.
EATS NOTHING BUT SEA LETTUCE AND SWIMS LAPS ALL DAY
BIG NEGR ON
STILL FAT
JoeyCongas JoeyCongas
7 mar
EATS NOTHING BUT SEA LETTUCE AND SWIMS LAPS ALL DAY BIG NEGR ON STILL FAT
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair.
#donnathecrazycatlady
SueButton
9 mar
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair. #donnathecrazycatlady
MCDONALSS SHOULD HAVE A SRD WINDOW,
WHERE YOU CAN. TRADE IN ALL THE WRONG SHIT THEY GAVE
VORA TT TUC
MCDONALSS SHOULD HAVE A SRD WINDOW, WHERE YOU CAN. TRADE IN ALL THE WRONG SHIT THEY GAVE VORA TT TUC
if
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear...
Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
RubberOrcbat RubberOrcbat
15 may
if I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear... Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
I LOVE RUMORS.
I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT
MYSELF I
NEVER KNEW.
Up
Talking
I LOVE RUMORS. I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER KNEW. Up Talking
Christian FunnyBones tle @_ChristianLOL
This year for lent I will try to give up using Star Wars quotes. I mean, I will do or do not...there is no try.
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Christian FunnyBones tle @_ChristianLOL This year for lent I will try to give up using Star Wars quotes. I mean, I will do or do not...there is no try. AM - - Twitter for iPhone
PWV UILD BsAR APPLICETIGN
FOR THE K-S UNIT PLEASE.
Xyxz52 Xyxz52
17d
PWV UILD BsAR APPLICETIGN FOR THE K-S UNIT PLEASE.
This dog is a HERO!!
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I
grandmother has custod
crazychic crazychic
19 mar
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I grandmother has custod
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting
pain across your body, like
someone's got a voodo doll
of you and they're stabbing it?"
replied "No..."
She responded:
"How about now?"
poised_humorrude poised_humorrude
15 mar
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
TRIED TO BE GAOD
BUT THEN I GOT BORED!
TRIED TO BE GAOD BUT THEN I GOT BORED!
As a vending machine refill person, this has to be a career highlight
As a vending machine refill person, this has to be a career highlight
Children don't say,
had a hard day, can we talk?" They say, "will you come play with me?"
Read it again. Really hits home.
Children don't say, had a hard day, can we talk?" They say, "will you come play with me?" Read it again. Really hits home.
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
mack10 mack10
27 jun
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card