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fun fact
parting meter official got busted stealing $90,000 in
quarters. Bank staff became suspicious because he
was regularly depositing large amounts of coins into
his personal account while still wearing his parking enforcement uniform.
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
fun fact parting meter official got busted stealing $90,000 in quarters. Bank staff became suspicious because he was regularly depositing large amounts of coins into his personal account while still wearing his parking enforcement uniform.
wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli
wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli
There are two types of people
There are two types of people
Life becomes easier
When you delete the negative people from it.
Life becomes easier When you delete the negative people from it.
I'm not anti-social.
I'm anti-bullshit.
aliciap aliciap
25 mar
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.
Best not tell this guy any secrets
Best not tell this guy any secrets
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than shit.
crowbird crowbird
10 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps
Me? When I! was 3,
I ate mud
DubUp DubUp
3 may
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps Me? When I! was 3, I ate mud
Lead me not into temptation. Oh wait who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.
Lead me not into temptation. Oh wait who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN
YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
FUCK AROUND
AND FIND OUT
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
MY WIFE SUGGEST GET ONE OF THOSE PENIS ENLARGERS
of Strange
$01 DID, SHE'S 217 AND HER NAME IS KIM
420BayRay
2 jun
MY WIFE SUGGEST GET ONE OF THOSE PENIS ENLARGERS of Strange $01 DID, SHE'S 217 AND HER NAME IS KIM
CANT READ A CLOCK
ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
CANT READ A CLOCK ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
Alcohol &
Bad Decisions
Flavor
Alcohol & Bad Decisions Flavor
The problem is simple
Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
RonTomlinson
20 jun
The problem is simple Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash
and let the games begin
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
moistCrimeupdates moistCrimeupdates
11 mar
What will you do ths stuat on
This would be my cat
agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
LJpisces LJpisces
17 mar
This would be my cat agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS
if-
WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS if- WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP
If money doesn't grow
on trees, then why do banks
ave hranchec?
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks ave hranchec?