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General Varus
Replying to @BabeyoftheDay
'thank you so much for adding trigger
'warnings for trees
Os
Arminius MUS
@loyaltomysoil
This scared of the woods @
Arminius ycl
Oooh scaaaaryyyy
General Varus Replying to @BabeyoftheDay 'thank you so much for adding trigger 'warnings for trees Os Arminius MUS @loyaltomysoil This scared of the woods @ Arminius ycl Oooh scaaaaryyyy
*shopping for patio furniture*
Customer: do you have something that will piss off my vegan neighbors?
Salesman: say no more
*shopping for patio furniture* Customer: do you have something that will piss off my vegan neighbors? Salesman: say no more
Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
My son always texts to say he's on his way home. So I open the door, letting his
17 year old cat, and 16 year old doggo know that he's on his way. This is them waiting for him. Though it was adorable, and wanted to share.
My son always texts to say he's on his way home. So I open the door, letting his 17 year old cat, and 16 year old doggo know that he's on his way. This is them waiting for him. Though it was adorable, and wanted to share.
What Will Come
Out of My Ass?
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
What Will Come Out of My Ass?
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
alyyas babysitting 10 kids and at onefpoint. I searched Frantically For
20 minutes because I had only counted 9,
I was holding the ith child
the entire time.
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
alyyas babysitting 10 kids and at onefpoint. I searched Frantically For 20 minutes because I had only counted 9, I was holding the ith child the entire time.
HEY LOOK MADE A SEX TAPE.
Ihateliberals Ihateliberals
8 mar
HEY LOOK MADE A SEX TAPE.
I SPEND A GREAT DEAL OF MY LIFE REALIZING I SHOULD'VE
SHUT UP
10 MINUTES AGO.
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
11 mar
I SPEND A GREAT DEAL OF MY LIFE REALIZING I SHOULD'VE SHUT UP 10 MINUTES AGO.
How You Can Tell-When
Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
How You Can Tell-When Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
insta. single
instasingle
@insta_single
I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
insta. single instasingle @insta_single I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
Other girls: I don't like to eat in front of guys
Me:
Other girls: I don't like to eat in front of guys Me:
Kitty: I WAS ADOPTED!!! YAY
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Kitty: I WAS ADOPTED!!! YAY
When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
Dontboi Dontboi
18 mar
When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
INTRODUCING THE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN 3000
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
12 feb
INTRODUCING THE GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN 3000
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD)
TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD) TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
When someone starts giving you attention and you're not sure if they're just playing with your emotions
When someone starts giving you attention and you're not sure if they're just playing with your emotions
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to
Target. The female to male ratio is like
10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is like 10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
It finally happened
Rikkeej Rikkeej
17 mar
It finally happened