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Get in bed and play with me,
Get in bed and play with me,
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
15 mar
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
7 mar
I really don't know how to feel about the way this dog is walking...
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG
Let's get the hell outta here
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG Let's get the hell outta here
REMEMBER HAVIRG TO
USE A KNIFE SPOON TO PRY THEI MEES
REMEMBER HAVIRG TO USE A KNIFE SPOON TO PRY THEI MEES
REVENGE 15 NOT IN MY PLANS.
YOU LL FUCK YOURSELF ON YOUR OWN.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
REVENGE 15 NOT IN MY PLANS. YOU LL FUCK YOURSELF ON YOUR OWN.
"When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them tor who
"When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them tor who
Did you know, sandwiches fit in weed bags
Did you know, sandwiches fit in weed bags
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me,
"he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
GaryNewsom
21 jun
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
Growing up, went to Bowling
Alleys, Skating
Rinks & Drive-ins.
Did any of you go to all three?
Growing up, went to Bowling Alleys, Skating Rinks & Drive-ins. Did any of you go to all three?
INSTAGRAM
LA
REMEMBER) WHOIOWNS THE BOAT
Louie888 Louie888
16 mar
INSTAGRAM LA REMEMBER) WHOIOWNS THE BOAT
YEAH, I'M INTO FITNESS
FITNESS WHOLE DIZ7A IN MY MOLITH
YEAH, I'M INTO FITNESS FITNESS WHOLE DIZ7A IN MY MOLITH
The giant dogs loveime!
The giant dogs loveime!
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS"
OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS" OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
EVERY SINGLE DAY
THE CET TIPINER
EVERY SINGLE DAY THE CET TIPINER
A Jessie
@mommajessiec
[COMMERCIAL ON TV]
Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy!
Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
A Jessie @mommajessiec [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
BELIEVERS
It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
BELIEVERS It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
mikehuncho mikehuncho
11d
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
Hladies
Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you.
@gentlemenhood
@peutons plaice
PeytonJackman PeytonJackman
20 mar
Hladies Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you. @gentlemenhood @peutons plaice
Bffs for life!
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Bffs for life!