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When I find an old sock in the
dryer.
thouah lost you many cvcles ago
When I find an old sock in the dryer. thouah lost you many cvcles ago
"I like your personality*
Me: Thanks I have like 3 more
"I like your personality* Me: Thanks I have like 3 more
envy people that grow old gracefully.
They age like a fine wine.
I'm aging like milk.
Getting sour and chunky.
envy people that grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I'm aging like milk. Getting sour and chunky.
This is marketing genius
WHY IS DENTISTRY IMPORTANT?
Because even though he's missing an eyebrow, the first thing you notice is his smile!
This is marketing genius WHY IS DENTISTRY IMPORTANT? Because even though he's missing an eyebrow, the first thing you notice is his smile!
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
sodiumannie sodiumannie
3 may
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
How will look once I finish burying my inner demons
minimal_fend minimal_fend
20 apr
How will look once I finish burying my inner demons
Fire Rescue Team in Australia They
Worked Really Hard Let's Appreciate
Their Efforts.
Fire Rescue Team in Australia They Worked Really Hard Let's Appreciate Their Efforts.
When your pp is small but you still line up for the gangbang
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
12 mar
When your pp is small but you still line up for the gangbang
TITTIES AND BEER. YA GOTTA LOVE'EM:
Will7714 Will7714
28 may
TITTIES AND BEER. YA GOTTA LOVE'EM:
Interviewer: Why do you want this job?
Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Interviewer: Why do you want this job? Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash
and let the games begin
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin
Nobody sneaks up on me. NOBODY!
rodney219 rodney219
7 mar
Nobody sneaks up on me. NOBODY!
Turbo spray paint This paint is meant for when you rob a bank in a white car, go 2 blocks and make it a black car then hit the interstate with it a blue car
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PLACE FAR A MAN TU SMACK WOMAN
ON HER ASS
420BayRay
22 may
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PLACE FAR A MAN TU SMACK WOMAN ON HER ASS
EXPENSIVE!
EVE
al
Rikkeej Rikkeej
10 mar
EXPENSIVE! EVE al
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back.
UNKNOWN
JennyGoff
8 mar
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back. UNKNOWN
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
I was trying to hide from this cat y'all.
@racjordenimages
Rat ha vasa Kidding fram?
mainallidoboi512 mainallidoboi512
18 mar
I was trying to hide from this cat y'all. @racjordenimages Rat ha vasa Kidding fram?