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Gimli: politely asks Galadriel for a strand of hair.
Galadriel: 'It is said that the skill of the Dwarves is in their hands rather than in their tongues, yet that is not true of Gimli. For NONE have ever made to me a request so bold and yet so courteous.'
Galadriel after she basically called Feanor the
Master of Speech a rude asshole who can't even speak better than a Dwarf, and she gifted three hairs to the Dwarf and made Feanor's mom weave a tapestry of this entire scene in the Halls of the Dead in front of his eyes:
Gimli: politely asks Galadriel for a strand of hair. Galadriel: 'It is said that the skill of the Dwarves is in their hands rather than in their tongues, yet that is not true of Gimli. For NONE have ever made to me a request so bold and yet so courteous.' Galadriel after she basically called Feanor the Master of Speech a rude asshole who can't even speak better than a Dwarf, and she gifted three hairs to the Dwarf and made Feanor's mom weave a tapestry of this entire scene in the Halls of the Dead in front of his eyes:
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
Just Say No To Drugs!
Just Say No To Drugs!
am duck please throw bread quack
am duck please throw bread quack
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS.
MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT..
"THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES".
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS. MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT.. "THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES". THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
When you can't Afford a car with
Parking Sensors
luoteapicmemes
Mariwanna Mariwanna
21 mar
When you can't Afford a car with Parking Sensors luoteapicmemes
share shit about sex way too much for someone who's only getting fucked by life on daily basis.
share shit about sex way too much for someone who's only getting fucked by life on daily basis.
If you liveina
where you can be arrested for
Fishing without a
licenses
or entering that country
illegally... It's
safe to say that run by =
country is run by
gusto1011 gusto1011
24 mar
If you liveina where you can be arrested for Fishing without a licenses or entering that country illegally... It's safe to say that run by = country is run by
SHHH,NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW
SHHH,NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW
never understood wedding gifts.
Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
never understood wedding gifts. Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
sodiumannie sodiumannie
3 may
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
just wanna feel wanted by
someone other
than the police.
just wanna feel wanted by someone other than the police.
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash
and let the games begin
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin
don't know what she means but she has my full support
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
20 mar
don't know what she means but she has my full support
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
15 mar
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME
FIGHT ME
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME FIGHT ME
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
taniaye taniaye
13 mar
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive
_Al
When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive _Al
Cat taking a bath on youtube
Cat taking a bath on youtube
American pride
Thank you to all vets
420BayRay
31 may
American pride Thank you to all vets