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Girls with thick thighs are more Fun to Fuck though.
just saying.
Girls with thick thighs are more Fun to Fuck though. just saying.
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children.
Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on
TV tomorrow.
Si
kc517 kc517
17 mar
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children. Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on TV tomorrow. Si
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS.
QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU
$70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
xman2k
11 mar
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND THE CORNER, FELLAS. QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU $70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
You flipped the bitch switch,
so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole!!
You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole!!
Apparently identity thieves are better at guessing my own passwords than I am.
Apparently identity thieves are better at guessing my own passwords than I am.
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT
YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON
DDivya DDivya
13 mar
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination!
Ne
he
Go to
sleep & it will be ok
happyGroups666 happyGroups666
22 jun
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination! Ne he Go to sleep & it will be ok
'Song like: Starts playing
Me who doesn't know how to dance but is really vibin:
'Song like: Starts playing Me who doesn't know how to dance but is really vibin:
If your dog doesn't like someone
you probably shouldn't either
If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either
They've been looking for him for 10 min
taniaye taniaye
19 feb
They've been looking for him for 10 min
AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
PRETTY SURE
WY,
THEY RE FULL!
Sharky Sharky
11 jun
PRETTY SURE WY, THEY RE FULL!
Now I have to unplug my lamp
at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on.
And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
MamaSouder MamaSouder
18 mar
Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
'I wish I could have some of that, but I'm trying to live a clean life."
'It's banana bread Susan, not heroin.'
'I wish I could have some of that, but I'm trying to live a clean life." 'It's banana bread Susan, not heroin.'
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU GREW UP WATCHING THESE GUYS AND HAVEN'T SHOT ANYONE!
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU GREW UP WATCHING THESE GUYS AND HAVEN'T SHOT ANYONE!
have officially reached the age where am smack dab between
"pretty much everything that happens annoys the crap out of me" and "I don't give a rat's ass."
natl
Assy
ironAbunch666 ironAbunch666
19 mar
have officially reached the age where am smack dab between "pretty much everything that happens annoys the crap out of me" and "I don't give a rat's ass." natl Assy
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR?
OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR? OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
My life hasn't been the same since
my accident.
What accident?
The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
My life hasn't been the same since my accident. What accident? The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
A LARGE GROUP OF KARENS IS CALLED
HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION
A LARGE GROUP OF KARENS IS CALLED HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
Me: it's medicinal
Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute
Me: it's my emotional support hooker
mack10 mack10
5 jun
Me: it's medicinal Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute Me: it's my emotional support hooker