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When die someone hack my account & post "it's hotter than a mf down here"
When die someone hack my account & post "it's hotter than a mf down here"
Professor X: what's your super power?
Me: hindsight
Professor X: that's not going to help us
Me: yes I see that now
Jafo Jafo
17 feb
Professor X: what's your super power? Me: hindsight Professor X: that's not going to help us Me: yes I see that now
he's so excited
Churchy Service Dogs do Altar Work
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR
VACUUM CLEANER HAS
BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON
YOU FOR YEARS.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR VACUUM CLEANER HAS BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON YOU FOR YEARS.
pickle goblin
@cutetiapine
I rolled the cats a catnip joint and I am fucking LOSING IT
pickle goblin @cutetiapine I rolled the cats a catnip joint and I am fucking LOSING IT
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat
dinner
MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat dinner MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
YOU REMEMBER PUMPING GAS YOUR LICENSES PLATE..
BEHIND YOU MUST BE REALLY OLD! %
SleepyGirl
15 mar
YOU REMEMBER PUMPING GAS YOUR LICENSES PLATE.. BEHIND YOU MUST BE REALLY OLD! %
le loved l chartod
le loved l chartod
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it.
Also Katie:
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it. Also Katie:
When your kid says mom
for the 745th time
> we an
When your kid says mom for the 745th time > we an
Deal ns.
\nome
Dammit.
Deal ns. \nome Dammit.
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
This coffee is served with a cloud of "cotton candy", the coffee vapor rises to dissolve the
"cotton candy" and the cloud begins to rain
with sugar over the coffee. Coffee "mellow" in Shanghai China
This coffee is served with a cloud of "cotton candy", the coffee vapor rises to dissolve the "cotton candy" and the cloud begins to rain with sugar over the coffee. Coffee "mellow" in Shanghai China
10. "My other co-worker for the next
3 weeks. She has no regard for social distancing."
10. "My other co-worker for the next 3 weeks. She has no regard for social distancing."
When life gives you second chance G
JasmineJasmine JasmineJasmine
16 mar
When life gives you second chance G
O FANT IS TRUST OURSELF The WATER.
OU SWIM YOU DON'T GRAB P WATER BECAUSE YOU DO VOU WILL SINK AND DROWN NSTEAD YOU RELAX AND FLOAT
O FANT IS TRUST OURSELF The WATER. OU SWIM YOU DON'T GRAB P WATER BECAUSE YOU DO VOU WILL SINK AND DROWN NSTEAD YOU RELAX AND FLOAT
AIN'T GOING BACK TO
DAYCARE
AIN'T GOING BACK TO DAYCARE
His daughter rounc out what coes ror a living, so she made him wings so he would be safe. And now every time he goes to work he wears them
italianyeah
13d
His daughter rounc out what coes ror a living, so she made him wings so he would be safe. And now every time he goes to work he wears them
you how why iss cam com te 70
Ske geis 1669 and she frag wer threat
you how why iss cam com te 70 Ske geis 1669 and she frag wer threat