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BoogeyMann BoogeyMann
23 may
Go ahead.. guess who
What my Dog thinks he looks like:
My dad seeing my ass get beaten by my mom for something he gave permission for
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
My dad seeing my ass get beaten by my mom for something he gave permission for
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant
ah
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant ah
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
mack10 mack10
29d
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies
I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency.
Scale of 1 to 10?
10 get me out of here.
All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency. Scale of 1 to 10? 10 get me out of here. All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
Nothing says "I'm confused" like me trying to sleep in the winter. Heat on, fan blowing, window cracked, under
13 blankets with one foot out.
Nothing says "I'm confused" like me trying to sleep in the winter. Heat on, fan blowing, window cracked, under 13 blankets with one foot out.
Nobody sneaks up on me. NOBODY!
rodney219 rodney219
7 mar
Nobody sneaks up on me. NOBODY!
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Mark Twain
The lack of money is the root of all evil. Mark Twain
envy people that grow old gracefully.
They age like a fine wine.
I'm aging like milk.
Getting sour and chunky.
envy people that grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I'm aging like milk. Getting sour and chunky.
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..."
"you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..." "you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
Go ahead.. guess who
BoogeyMann BoogeyMann
23 may
Go ahead.. guess who
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day.
LA
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day. LA
Who remembers this TV show? if SO. Cool
Jafo Jafo
20 mar
Who remembers this TV show? if SO. Cool
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME,
THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID,
"TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!"
'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR,
PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
KristinaWood
7 mar
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME, THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID, "TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!" 'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR, PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
THISK THIGHS
MAKE THE BICK RISE!
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
THISK THIGHS MAKE THE BICK RISE!
Nathan W. Pyle @
@nathanwpyle
look at how much my mother-in-law's cat grew in 7 months
Nathan W. Pyle @ @nathanwpyle look at how much my mother-in-law's cat grew in 7 months
Girl takes grandfather to prom that never got to go
Girl takes grandfather to prom that never got to go
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
15 mar
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
Guess who kept everyone awake last night?
Sunshine68 Sunshine68
10 mar
Guess who kept everyone awake last night?
My superpower is picking the
slowest moving line at the grocery store.
My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store.