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GO ANGE AMO NE
MikeBatura MikeBatura
17d
GO ANGE AMO NE
Mirrors don't lie.
Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either:
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Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
Mirrors don't lie. Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either: inny Quotes Collections for Free :
low-key catch myself feeling bad for not calling or checking up on people. Then I realize it's a two- way Street and nobody is checking in on me either.
low-key catch myself feeling bad for not calling or checking up on people. Then I realize it's a two- way Street and nobody is checking in on me either.
The Beast ie Boys didnt fight for your right to party so you could drink White Claws
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
26 dec 2020
The Beast ie Boys didnt fight for your right to party so you could drink White Claws
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes
@_Hate_Holly
I'm watching wife swap and it's a hunting family vs a raw food Vegan family. The vegan wife thought she was being slick like "oops forgot to thaw the meat looks like no meat for dinner". This mf went in the backyard and shot a rabbit LMFAO
Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes @_Hate_Holly I'm watching wife swap and it's a hunting family vs a raw food Vegan family. The vegan wife thought she was being slick like "oops forgot to thaw the meat looks like no meat for dinner". This mf went in the backyard and shot a rabbit LMFAO
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers.
Me:
*Yeah, not that*
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers. Me: *Yeah, not that*
WHEN PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE DISTURBED BECAUSE OF THE MEMES YOU SHARE
BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK AT LEAST 95%"
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
WHEN PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE DISTURBED BECAUSE OF THE MEMES YOU SHARE BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK AT LEAST 95%"
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse
Kyle
@kkunta__
calling my mom a
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse Kyle @kkunta__ calling my mom a
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
PicRec PicRec
26 may
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
The dog is the mom now Lowed them
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT
YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
pauliep pauliep
25 jun
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
When u need motivational support and
your puppy gotchu
When u need motivational support and your puppy gotchu
Whenever I'm sick, my dog thinks his love is the cure!
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Whenever I'm sick, my dog thinks his love is the cure!
MEN DONT.LISTEN RECAUSE
TITS DONT TALK
MEN DONT.LISTEN RECAUSE TITS DONT TALK
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my
team, & the state of California.
@youvegotnomale
I \
AS
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my team, & the state of California. @youvegotnomale I \ AS
That's is so me loll!!!
Come down my ass...
Did you see the size of that spider?!?
LJpisces LJpisces
18 mar
That's is so me loll!!! Come down my ass... Did you see the size of that spider?!?
Life tip:
Learn to be OKAY with people not
knowing your side of the story. You
have NOTHING to prove to anyone.
Life tip: Learn to be OKAY with people not knowing your side of the story. You have NOTHING to prove to anyone.
When Gordon Ramsay filmed one of his cooking shows in a prison, he challenged an inmate to an onion chopping competition. The inmate won.
When he was released from prison, Ramsay hired him to work in one of his restaurants in London.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
When Gordon Ramsay filmed one of his cooking shows in a prison, he challenged an inmate to an onion chopping competition. The inmate won. When he was released from prison, Ramsay hired him to work in one of his restaurants in London.
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?