Buffet & Grill
To Our Loyal Customers.
We're not going to bullshit you about our safety precautions, because frankly, we don't have any. Our customers fear nothing, not even death. If they did, they wouldn't be eating at the fucking Golden Corral. Hell, have you seen our chocolate fountain? We literally just let little kids stick their filthy, dirt-covered arms into that sucker. Haven't cleaned it since 1982.
We hope you will continue to visit us and tempt fate for many years to come.
Dracidant and PEA Ralldan farral