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Gollum: [says some shit]
Sam:
Al
Youlbother me
Gollum: [says some shit] Sam: Al Youlbother me
I CAN'T BE THE
A RANDOM CAN'T BE BAG THE OFGARBAGE'D ON THE SIDE WHO'SEES OF THE ROAD AND IMMEDIATELY THINK...
A CUT UP BODY
diablo1 diablo1
10 mar
I CAN'T BE THE A RANDOM CAN'T BE BAG THE OFGARBAGE'D ON THE SIDE WHO'SEES OF THE ROAD AND IMMEDIATELY THINK... A CUT UP BODY
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes.
So, you fly around doing it for them...
Then you hit the ground, but you don't die.
You get up and cook dinner.
Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes. So, you fly around doing it for them... Then you hit the ground, but you don't die. You get up and cook dinner.
5-MINUTE CRAFTS
The most wholesome thing I've ever seen @dogsofusa ig
My friend only shaves if she knows she's 100% going to be having sex because
'there's no point peeling a potato if you aren't gonna mash it'
My friend only shaves if she knows she's 100% going to be having sex because 'there's no point peeling a potato if you aren't gonna mash it'
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE WITH HER
(F YOU HAO TO GIVE UP FACEBGOK FOR A YEAR?
makeameme org
Meme_Goat Meme_Goat
18 mar
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE WITH HER (F YOU HAO TO GIVE UP FACEBGOK FOR A YEAR? makeameme org
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK.
graciJo graciJo
14 mar
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK.
have no words!
KevinHerd
15d
have no words!
Even if had a pocket FULL of
FUCKS
still wouldn't give you one.
Even if had a pocket FULL of FUCKS still wouldn't give you one.
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I saw this thing on facebook today that said "you may not want to exist right now, but someone is happy that you do." and that speaks volumes. you are worthy, you are never worthless. and if you are feeling that way reach out. our minds are a dangerous place.
I saw this thing on facebook today that said "you may not want to exist right now, but someone is happy that you do." and that speaks volumes. you are worthy, you are never worthless. and if you are feeling that way reach out. our minds are a dangerous place.
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
Is this the language of hot girls?
ABE
KUK
EF
Is this the language of hot girls? ABE KUK EF
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be.
The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be.
These are well known facts.
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be. The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be. These are well known facts.
If money doesn't grow
on trees, then why do banks
ave hranchec?
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks ave hranchec?
In 1952, at the age of 18, Donnie Dunagan became the Marine's youngest-ever drill instructor. He served 3 tours in Vietnam and was wounded several times, earning 3 purple hearts. He also kept a secret for over 50 years that he was a child actor and the voice of young Bambi.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
In 1952, at the age of 18, Donnie Dunagan became the Marine's youngest-ever drill instructor. He served 3 tours in Vietnam and was wounded several times, earning 3 purple hearts. He also kept a secret for over 50 years that he was a child actor and the voice of young Bambi.
SORRY SIR? IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGE IS 100 REAMY FOR THE
HAVE
THEM IN YOUR KYHIGHIS COING THE
SORRY SIR? IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGE IS 100 REAMY FOR THE HAVE THEM IN YOUR KYHIGHIS COING THE
Meanwhile, in Brazil...
I don't care how bad ass you think you are.
You're still not "mounted water buffalo patrol" cool.
Meanwhile, in Brazil... I don't care how bad ass you think you are. You're still not "mounted water buffalo patrol" cool.