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Good mooning and Happy
Twosday
Law69 Law69
7d
Good mooning and Happy Twosday
aN
WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK.
SS
aN WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. SS
Found this hat at petsmart and had to buy it for her
Found this hat at petsmart and had to buy it for her
If you're ugly, but have pretty eyes, this is your time to shine.
If you're ugly, but have pretty eyes, this is your time to shine.
WHOYOU GONNA cALL?
BEER BUSTERS!
WHOYOU GONNA cALL? BEER BUSTERS!
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
mack10 mack10
28 may
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
People don't wanna hear this but:
Words not matching actions is called manipulations - and refusing to be held accountable for it is called gaslighting...
Honey, We're talking abuse.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
16 mar
People don't wanna hear this but: Words not matching actions is called manipulations - and refusing to be held accountable for it is called gaslighting... Honey, We're talking abuse.
SIT DOWN BILL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
SIT DOWN BILL YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my
Universal Remote Control
did not,
in fact, control the Universe.
(Not even remotely.)
sparseGroups97 sparseGroups97
16 mar
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific
Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
taniaye taniaye
16 mar
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
feels
"u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
feels "u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
Disinfect your balls
With disinfecting wipe
Before playing with them
Stay Safe
Probably a good idea to disinfect them after you play with them as well.
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 mar
Disinfect your balls With disinfecting wipe Before playing with them Stay Safe Probably a good idea to disinfect them after you play with them as well.
mahimul mahimul
16 mar
HOW TO KEEP YOUR "IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS" SAFE
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
Brother
A person who is there when you need him; someone who picks you up when you fall; a person who sticks up for you when no one else will;
a brother is always a friend.
thoughts
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
Brother A person who is there when you need him; someone who picks you up when you fall; a person who sticks up for you when no one else will; a brother is always a friend. thoughts
DAY Ht
ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
DAY Ht ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
It's so freaking cold outside
I just Keyed someones car with my nipples by accident!
It's so freaking cold outside I just Keyed someones car with my nipples by accident!
OFF
The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
PicRec PicRec
22 apr
OFF The key on the chain around my neck because you pay my rent because I have great titties and other Assets for you to use
"This for them fuckin straws bitch"
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
"This for them fuckin straws bitch"
When you got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in your heart but no one believes you cause your face looks like this:
@thenormalpentecostal
When you got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in your heart but no one believes you cause your face looks like this: @thenormalpentecostal
WHO LOVED THIS MOVIE?
goodsmush goodsmush
13 mar
WHO LOVED THIS MOVIE?