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HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME
ME: IT'S THE COKE
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME ME: IT'S THE COKE
According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't notice the mouse on the donut!
Siego129
16 apr
According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't notice the mouse on the donut!
HOW THE FUCK DID A GENERATION RAISED ON SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY
GET SO OFFENDED OVER OLD DISNEY CARTOONS AND A TOY POTATO?
HOW THE FUCK DID A GENERATION RAISED ON SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY GET SO OFFENDED OVER OLD DISNEY CARTOONS AND A TOY POTATO?
CAREFUL BOYS
DONT LET A $7 SUNDRESS COST YOU S70K CHILD SUPPORT
Memegod199 Memegod199
8 apr
CAREFUL BOYS DONT LET A $7 SUNDRESS COST YOU S70K CHILD SUPPORT
My wife hates being embarrassed, so we surprised her at the airport
smile111
11d
My wife hates being embarrassed, so we surprised her at the airport
HERE'S A THOUGHT, INSTEAD OF CANCELLING EVERYTHING WE GREW UP WITH AND LOVE... WHY DON'T WE JUST LET THEM BE OFFENDED AND
GO ON WITH THEIR LIVES?
snurlly
11 mar
HERE'S A THOUGHT, INSTEAD OF CANCELLING EVERYTHING WE GREW UP WITH AND LOVE... WHY DON'T WE JUST LET THEM BE OFFENDED AND GO ON WITH THEIR LIVES?
If you hate me, hate me alone.
Don't be out here lying, trying
recruit people to hate me with your miserable ass.
thoughts
Here4thenow Here4thenow
10 mar
If you hate me, hate me alone. Don't be out here lying, trying recruit people to hate me with your miserable ass. thoughts
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this
Dialing Progress
Connect to My Connection
Action-
Dialing attempt of 5.
Status -
I Dislino
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this Dialing Progress Connect to My Connection Action- Dialing attempt of 5. Status - I Dislino
When you pretend the job is a two person job, just so you can do it with your favourite co-worker
surprisedEver surprisedEver
17 may
When you pretend the job is a two person job, just so you can do it with your favourite co-worker
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
@queens ovor_lo
with brains.
Mes
Best is
MemeCartel MemeCartel
18 mar
@queens ovor_lo with brains. Mes Best is
WHAT FEEL LOOK LIKE
AFTER THE KIDS HAVE LeFIMOULY TO BEN
WHAT FEEL LOOK LIKE AFTER THE KIDS HAVE LeFIMOULY TO BEN
sabreen ali. @queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
Me: leaves the room for 1 second
My dog:
@doggosdoingthings
omgosh I'm so glad
ur ok
Me: leaves the room for 1 second My dog: @doggosdoingthings omgosh I'm so glad ur ok
my bae look like Rihanna
You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
dregone dregone
13 mar
my bae look like Rihanna You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
LAST NIG GOT.
THROWN OUT OF THE GASINO
RES
ry
ITOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE FRRES TABIE
LAST NIG GOT. THROWN OUT OF THE GASINO RES ry ITOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE FRRES TABIE
WOULD YOU EAT THIS
FOR NINNERS
yummy_stuff1_lol yummy_stuff1_lol
15 mar
WOULD YOU EAT THIS FOR NINNERS
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN
YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
Me acting retarted so they can kick me out the Army
Me acting retarted so they can kick me out the Army