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Guess who's the bouncy impulsive one in this friendship
Guess who's the bouncy impulsive one in this friendship
I'M NO MECHANIC
BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
lilPrintedLife lilPrintedLife
22 apr
I'M NO MECHANIC BUT THOSE SEEM PRETTY WELL INFLATED!
Yall be having imaginary enemies
Aint no way somebody messing with you everyday
Yall be having imaginary enemies Aint no way somebody messing with you everyday
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT.
REMEMBER THAT.
ClayClark
10 mar
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT. REMEMBER THAT.
Cop: Sit on that chair, we're gonna interrogate you
Lawyer: *whispering* Deny everything
Me: *loudly* That isn't a chair
wy
Cop: Sit on that chair, we're gonna interrogate you Lawyer: *whispering* Deny everything Me: *loudly* That isn't a chair wy
I think this is the cutest video I've ever seen @
RENT.
NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
ornerySake ornerySake
9 may
RENT. NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
TALK TO THE MOON.
TELL THE UNIVERSE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
TALK TO THE MOON. TELL THE UNIVERSE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
I made this tie for my dad when I was in grade. 11 years later he wears it to my graduation
DD
I made this tie for my dad when I was in grade. 11 years later he wears it to my graduation DD
I need to get in shape. If were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle
I need to get in shape. If were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle
Don't be afraid Don't save a life to give blood be afraid
Save a life to give blood
Don't be afraid Don't save a life to give blood be afraid Save a life to give blood
Hello?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you
No problem are you robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old
me i'm 22
what's you job?
basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me
Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later
promise me that it will stay
between us OK
Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
26 feb
Hello? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you No problem are you robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old me i'm 22 what's you job? basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later promise me that it will stay between us OK Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
Doing annoying things to your dog that they do to you
Teen Sets Up Fake Cosmetics Site So
Women Can Report Domestic Violence
While Pretending To Shop
Teen Sets Up Fake Cosmetics Site So Women Can Report Domestic Violence While Pretending To Shop
COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH
"BULLSHIT. HE BEGGED FOR IT."
EdgarRivette EdgarRivette
11 mar
COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH "BULLSHIT. HE BEGGED FOR IT."
Ever been in a Car with someone who drives like we have Extra lives?
Ever been in a Car with someone who drives like we have Extra lives?
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Wisdom
Quotes
(OO)
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Wisdom Quotes (OO)
too dabble in essential oils
GREASE
LA
too dabble in essential oils GREASE LA
THESUN.CO.UK
Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
THESUN.CO.UK Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
They've been looking for him for 10 min
taniaye taniaye
19 feb
They've been looking for him for 10 min
When your best friend hijacks your first look...