• Guy: Can buy you a drink?
Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy: Do they swell?
Girl: No. They spread.
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    • Oh ok, "bartender...keep em coming!"
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    • Hell if only it was that easy
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    • I don't get why guys always give women a hard time about who they sleep with or how many people but guys will do it with anybody that's willing to give it up and no ones talk's about them double standards suck
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    • Start a tab
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    • Easy comes with a price these days.
      Funnyboy 16 oct
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    • That’s how some kids are born
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    • Damn it man I know her. I miss her too
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    • Dammmmmm so true lol
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    • Same
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    • It would take almost half the bar to get like that. Besides I buy my own from the abc and go home... So no thanks ☺️
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    • Lol 😂😂😂😂
      Angel55 13 oct
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    • Hilarious
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    • Guys do too
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    • I’m a little different than cause I prefer bed, before spread!!Ha!, unless he just wants a better idea!, “Let’s DO IT!!🙏🏼💋👄🤙🏻!!
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    • Lol
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    • True lol
      JonScears 13 oct
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    • Order up!
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    • Dam
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    • Most women legs would spread without alcohol. 😂
      Sarge 11 oct
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