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Hall Yes ma'am wy
I keep my circle how I keep my asshole. Small and tight
Hall Yes ma'am wy I keep my circle how I keep my asshole. Small and tight
Disinfect your balls
With disinfecting wipe
Before playing with them
Stay Safe
Probably a good idea to disinfect them after you play with them as well.
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 mar
Disinfect your balls With disinfecting wipe Before playing with them Stay Safe Probably a good idea to disinfect them after you play with them as well.
Me after exam results:
"Dad, let me explain!"
Me after exam results: "Dad, let me explain!"
6600 languages in the world and
you decide you wanna talk shit
diablo1 diablo1
13 mar
6600 languages in the world and you decide you wanna talk shit
Hamilton in 1969, standing next to the navigation software that she wrote by hand and that was
used to take humanity to the moon,
Hamilton in 1969, standing next to the navigation software that she wrote by hand and that was used to take humanity to the moon,
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE NYMPHOMANIACS
THE PROBLEM IS AFTER A FEW YEARS,
THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
BearWarrior BearWarrior
6 may
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE NYMPHOMANIACS THE PROBLEM IS AFTER A FEW YEARS, THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
on @
Good luck with your studies!
on @ Good luck with your studies!
happy_memezar happy_memezar
12 mar
He pranked her so hard she spoke to the manager
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Rex Chapman @RexChapman Little Man has it all figured out. Work smarter...
WELL, THEY WeRE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED.
WELL, THEY WeRE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED.
enrr we
KNOWIITS CHEESY
BUT FEEL GRATE
enrr we KNOWIITS CHEESY BUT FEEL GRATE
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE
TO 'SEETHE
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
5 may
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE TO 'SEETHE
the timeline could use little hedgehog camping right about now
TA
the timeline could use little hedgehog camping right about now TA
The awiward moment when you realize that the person you're making
af rinht hahind uan
The awiward moment when you realize that the person you're making af rinht hahind uan
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
TRis desertus stupid. Tnney need
to nut a drinkrrne
TRis desertus stupid. Tnney need to nut a drinkrrne
An elderly man sitting outside his car spoon feeding his wife ice cream
goodsmush goodsmush
15 mar
An elderly man sitting outside his car spoon feeding his wife ice cream
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
7 mar
When you pay $212 speeding ticket with pennies
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong.
Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong. Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
Every now and then I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner across the yard
Just to ensure that the
tedk te wan
Every now and then I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner across the yard Just to ensure that the tedk te wan