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HANDS UP IF YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
SS
HANDS UP IF YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT. SS
Southern Slang
You good = Are you ok?
You good = You are ok.
You good = How have you been
You good = Did you get enough
You good = You're welcome
You good = Stop talking to me
You good = No need to say sorry
You good = You need some money?
ieces of Soul
Southern Slang You good = Are you ok? You good = You are ok. You good = How have you been You good = Did you get enough You good = You're welcome You good = Stop talking to me You good = No need to say sorry You good = You need some money? ieces of Soul
John Dough
@AshitinHammer
People in the south when somebody breaks into their house:
te
o hell yeah
John Dough @AshitinHammer People in the south when somebody breaks into their house: te o hell yeah
"The Center of the Universe' is a circle on
the ground in Tulsa, OK. The broken concrete is surrounded by a large circle of bricks, but you'd probably never notice it unless you started talking while standing in the middle. There, you'll hear your voice loudly echoing back at you, and nobody outside the circle will hear a thing - but nobody knows why.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
"The Center of the Universe' is a circle on the ground in Tulsa, OK. The broken concrete is surrounded by a large circle of bricks, but you'd probably never notice it unless you started talking while standing in the middle. There, you'll hear your voice loudly echoing back at you, and nobody outside the circle will hear a thing - but nobody knows why.
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
Sunshine68 Sunshine68
18 mar
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room
Son: dad please it's not mine..
Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
6 mar
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room Son: dad please it's not mine.. Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
Best smiles
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
Best smiles
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention
Stay in your light.
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention Stay in your light.
never wanted to be the NEXT BRUCE LEE.
WW
I Just wanted to be the FIRST JACKIE CHAN.
never wanted to be the NEXT BRUCE LEE. WW I Just wanted to be the FIRST JACKIE CHAN.
When you come home drunk and have to climb through the window
queasy_groups queasy_groups
31 may
When you come home drunk and have to climb through the window
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I
grandmother has custod
crazychic crazychic
19 mar
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I grandmother has custod
When you put the youth group in charge of the Sunday morning service
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU'D TELL YOUR /PARENTS YOU WERE AT A SLEEPOVER
BUT YOU WERE REALLY DYING OF ALCOHOL POISONING IN A FIELD
REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU'D TELL YOUR /PARENTS YOU WERE AT A SLEEPOVER BUT YOU WERE REALLY DYING OF ALCOHOL POISONING IN A FIELD
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE
"PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
FrankJones FrankJones
6 jun
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE "PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
PRO TIP:
To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
PRO TIP: To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.
think I'm having a Midlife crisis
might die at 48
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
26 jun
think I'm having a Midlife crisis might die at 48
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and
wine in her cart.
I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
11 mar
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and wine in her cart. I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
My reaction to pretty much everything these days
SS
What the Tuck
WOLVERINE
7 jun
My reaction to pretty much everything these days SS What the Tuck
When your brother turns off your video game Me: