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Hands up if your weekend only lasted for
5 seconds also.
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for 5 seconds also.
The awkward moment when you realize there is only one person in this photo.
moody_groups moody_groups
16 mar
The awkward moment when you realize there is only one person in this photo.
I'm not anti-social.
I'm anti-bullshit.
aliciap aliciap
25 mar
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.
When you are the last
Cat built for the day
are
When you are the last Cat built for the day are
MEN DONT.LISTEN RECAUSE
TITS DONT TALK
MEN DONT.LISTEN RECAUSE TITS DONT TALK
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS
THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
Reddog999 Reddog999
3 jun
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
The 1970s
Smart Phone
Never lost
Convenient one-finger dialling
Infinite battery life
Universal ringtone
Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know
Contact list storage on notepad under the phone
Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver
No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it
No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note
Group chat available through party line
The 1970s Smart Phone Never lost Convenient one-finger dialling Infinite battery life Universal ringtone Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know Contact list storage on notepad under the phone Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note Group chat available through party line
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog
Gglobalpositivenews
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog Gglobalpositivenews
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of
Worcestershire Sauce?
PERRI I
; ~
CesTERSH!
" SAUCE
AL
DDivya DDivya
18 mar
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire Sauce? PERRI I ; ~ CesTERSH! " SAUCE AL
That one friend that's too weird for you
too handle
That one friend that's too weird for you too handle
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
How You Can Tell-When
Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
How You Can Tell-When Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
13 mar
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
Be
When you no'matterhow 'you
3JNMCafe
8 mar
Be When you no'matterhow 'you
FACTOROID
In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
FACTOROID In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
Ss
AS
The less likely you are able to remember her face
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest Ss AS The less likely you are able to remember her face
The truck of the day
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
13 mar
The truck of the day
Just heard cum referred to as
"high fructose
porn syrup' and
my life will never be the same.
Just heard cum referred to as "high fructose porn syrup' and my life will never be the same.