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"BEER: It's the best damn
drink in the world."
-JACK NICHOLSON
"BEER: It's the best damn drink in the world." -JACK NICHOLSON
yOUKIDS THINK BE OFFENDED NOW. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE...
Jdub72 Jdub72
12 mar
yOUKIDS THINK BE OFFENDED NOW. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE...
My new coworker
Me: I used to be like you, happy and full of live
My new coworker Me: I used to be like you, happy and full of live
Kristin
@FeralCrone
When I told my parents over
the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background my mom yelled "For the last time, its echinacea!"
PM 30 Dec 17
Kristin @FeralCrone When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background my mom yelled "For the last time, its echinacea!" PM 30 Dec 17
We alllave fiiai
ama trignri_
ar ne
We alllave fiiai ama trignri_ ar ne
mahimul mahimul
16 mar
HOW TO KEEP YOUR "IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS" SAFE
Don't know if I should use dressing or holy water
Don't know if I should use dressing or holy water
Not my house not my rules...
Not my house not my responsibility
Catscats Catscats
8 mar
Not my house not my rules... Not my house not my responsibility
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no.
Your job isn't to be liked.
Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no. Your job isn't to be liked. Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
What can
we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
What can we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
will not immediately but definitely.
will not immediately but definitely.
boutta catch me a of
Put something about astrology under
ala
boutta catch me a of Put something about astrology under ala
How to keep a man busy!
gsto gsto
25 mar
How to keep a man busy!
When Gordon Ramsay filmed one of his cooking shows in a prison, he challenged an inmate to an onion chopping competition. The inmate won.
When he was released from prison, Ramsay hired him to work in one of his restaurants in London.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
When Gordon Ramsay filmed one of his cooking shows in a prison, he challenged an inmate to an onion chopping competition. The inmate won. When he was released from prison, Ramsay hired him to work in one of his restaurants in London.
Getting older really sneaks up on you.
My grandson asked me why I had such small
Tupperware containers.
Getting older really sneaks up on you. My grandson asked me why I had such small Tupperware containers.
Only a Select Few Will Understand How
Important This Picture ls
Only a Select Few Will Understand How Important This Picture ls
My little niece asked me "Why is his body so little?"
Now I can never unsee it.
KFC
Lana86
25 jun
My little niece asked me "Why is his body so little?" Now I can never unsee it. KFC
If you think you're too small to make
a difference try sleeping with a mosquito
in the
room
'~Dalai Lama
If you think you're too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito in the room '~Dalai Lama
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if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
Yeeeeeee Yeeeeeee
8 mar
le if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?