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hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but see the wrong in yours.
JennyGoff
11 mar
hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but see the wrong in yours.
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
Today AM
miss your pussy.
It's
Read AM
Well what time does your pussy open?
Today AM miss your pussy. It's Read AM Well what time does your pussy open?
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
"Hey kids, you wanna live in the sewer, fight crime and eat pizza for the rest of your life?"
AN
"Hey kids, you wanna live in the sewer, fight crime and eat pizza for the rest of your life?" AN
Deborah Sharon Smith
Or dick appointment either....
what do you mean Can't call
Titly side chic pussy?
Deborah Sharon Smith Or dick appointment either.... what do you mean Can't call Titly side chic pussy?
You don't need money or gold to be rich.
All you need is
God in your life.
You don't need money or gold to be rich. All you need is God in your life.
Flavortown Stimulus Plan: Guy Fieri
Raises $25 Million For Restaurant
Workers
@tanksgoodnews
Flavortown Stimulus Plan: Guy Fieri Raises $25 Million For Restaurant Workers @tanksgoodnews
Grandpa why are you
driving so fast in the wrong Grandma is waiting lane ?
But she's dead
surePage420 surePage420
18 mar
Grandpa why are you driving so fast in the wrong Grandma is waiting lane ? But she's dead
FINE. I WON'T GIVE uP.
BUT I WILL Cuss
THE ENTIRE
FINE. I WON'T GIVE uP. BUT I WILL Cuss THE ENTIRE
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
ScarletB ScarletB
24 jun
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY
IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
When someone says, "You suck."
Say: "Not for free."
The look on their face is priceless.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
When someone says, "You suck." Say: "Not for free." The look on their face is priceless.
Without
Darkness
Without Darkness
MEN HAUE BEEM THE MGOh AND QSC NUCICAR ENERGY
YET We STIL EAR ABOUT BOOBS
chrisfunsize chrisfunsize
12 mar
MEN HAUE BEEM THE MGOh AND QSC NUCICAR ENERGY YET We STIL EAR ABOUT BOOBS
YEAH, I'M INTO FITNESS
FITNESS WHOLE DIZ7A IN MY MOLITH
YEAH, I'M INTO FITNESS FITNESS WHOLE DIZ7A IN MY MOLITH
Everything free is paid for by
someone who works
Everything free is paid for by someone who works
don't feel safe
going back
to work
You felt safe
going out to spend your unemployment check
rainbowstjohn rainbowstjohn
27 jun
don't feel safe going back to work You felt safe going out to spend your unemployment check
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My husband fand llareva Eear He denendsonime andl 'depen onIhim3W ems I Suppaneach obhers hat show manages) supposed
$1400.00 per child ?
Hold up Maury, maybe that baby does kinda look like me..
$1400.00 per child ? Hold up Maury, maybe that baby does kinda look like me..
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do
is say "I see
you." I spend some
time with it,
get up, and say goodbye.
I don't push it away.
I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say "I see you." I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye. I don't push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.