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HEARD YOU HAVE
OTSIE
sfunnyhahawtf sfunnyhahawtf
15 mar
HEARD YOU HAVE OTSIE
Not everyone will get this
@VISUALSHITTER
we all qet it
Not everyone will get this @VISUALSHITTER we all qet it
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Growing up, went to Bowling
Alleys, Skating
Rinks & Drive-ins.
Did any of you go to all three?
Growing up, went to Bowling Alleys, Skating Rinks & Drive-ins. Did any of you go to all three?
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR
IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM
SMOON
11 may
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK.
graciJo graciJo
14 mar
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK.
two Kinds of dogs@@
This fried spinach was success! My family loved it and they can't stop smiling. I am such a great cook!
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
13 mar
This fried spinach was success! My family loved it and they can't stop smiling. I am such a great cook!
TRAN REAP HAD THREESCIE IGRT
JUST NEEDED 2 MORE PEOPLE"
Louie888 Louie888
10 mar
TRAN REAP HAD THREESCIE IGRT JUST NEEDED 2 MORE PEOPLE"
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...
"Trend where yde -your dog with a to tooth my dog cried
Good Afternoon...
Stay Nice And Cool. .
Good Afternoon... Stay Nice And Cool. .
When people: are intinidated by your.
sirength anil hanpiness, they'll try to tear yau dowi, and break your sirit,
Remembers, it's a reflection of thet weakwess, and not 2 refleclion oF you,
When people: are intinidated by your. sirength anil hanpiness, they'll try to tear yau dowi, and break your sirit, Remembers, it's a reflection of thet weakwess, and not 2 refleclion oF you,
et zm
If someone stays by your side through your worst.
times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
JennyGoff
13 mar
et zm If someone stays by your side through your worst. times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK
AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
sussyboy sussyboy
29d
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
"What inspires you to get out of bed in the morning?"
Me: "My bladder, mostly."
wt
"What inspires you to get out of bed in the morning?" Me: "My bladder, mostly." wt
What's your biggest mistake?
I made someone my priority when I was just an option for that person.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
16 mar
What's your biggest mistake? I made someone my priority when I was just an option for that person.
To prove he was home
'would like to present my client! client's internet search historyyfrom thatfeve evening. ih.
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svelteMalarkeypage svelteMalarkeypage
10 dec 2020
To prove he was home 'would like to present my client! client's internet search historyyfrom thatfeve evening. ih. PAl path ar
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD SCREAMING "HE'S FULL OF SHIT... PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK."
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD SCREAMING "HE'S FULL OF SHIT... PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK."