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Her: At least invite me out to dinner
Him: don't go out with married women, sorry
Her: But I'm your wife
Him: make no exceptions
Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: make no exceptions
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS.
HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
that_mens_corner that_mens_corner
10 mar
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS. HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
TopHat TopHat
8 mar
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
"THEY DIDN' PUSSIES
"THEY DIDN' PUSSIES
Today's advice...
ie
Am, &
Don't be a
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Today's advice... ie Am, & Don't be a
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
THE AWARO
GET
EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
THE AWARO GET EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
@dabinoms
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem @dabinoms
Imagine how much time and happiness you would have saved if you left a toxic relationship after the first red flag and never gave them a second chance.
Imagine how much time and happiness you would have saved if you left a toxic relationship after the first red flag and never gave them a second chance.
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
Dalai Lama
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new. Dalai Lama
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS
if-
WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS if- WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN
~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING -
RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE.
IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES
ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE."
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN ~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING - RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE."
my dog ran away with my phone and found this
le
if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
Yeeeeeee Yeeeeeee
8 mar
le if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
"BEER: It's the best damn
drink in the world."
-JACK NICHOLSON
"BEER: It's the best damn drink in the world." -JACK NICHOLSON
A UK man became paralyzed after a cycling accident and spent four years raising $26,000 to pay for a stem cell treatment that might help him walk again. However, upon hearing about a disabled boy needing surgery (who
stood a better chance of success), he donated all tha moonavv tn him inctaad
A UK man became paralyzed after a cycling accident and spent four years raising $26,000 to pay for a stem cell treatment that might help him walk again. However, upon hearing about a disabled boy needing surgery (who stood a better chance of success), he donated all tha moonavv tn him inctaad
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS...
UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS... UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
Remember 'Bob a job week'? Here is two youngsters getting their beaver badge.
Remember 'Bob a job week'? Here is two youngsters getting their beaver badge.
life hacks
By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day.
#1152
1000L ifeHacks. com
life hacks By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day. #1152 1000L ifeHacks. com