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Her during sex: hurt me
Me: I'm not even sure why I like you tlon
Her during sex: hurt me Me: I'm not even sure why I like you tlon
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I'M GONNA SOLVE IT/
UNFORTUNATELY FOR RUSTY, THE ANSWER WAS
"PICKING YOUR TEAMS."
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
is) I'M GONNA SOLVE IT/ UNFORTUNATELY FOR RUSTY, THE ANSWER WAS "PICKING YOUR TEAMS."
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT RUMORS...
I KNOW WHAT I DO &
DON'T DO.
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT RUMORS... I KNOW WHAT I DO & DON'T DO.
BEHIND EVERY ANGRY
"WOMAN STANDS 'A MAN
WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONt
BEHIND EVERY ANGRY "WOMAN STANDS 'A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONt
Doing annoying things to your dog that they do to you
"Grandma, if you're thinking of buying me treat, it can be
mommymemer666 mommymemer666
15 mar
"Grandma, if you're thinking of buying me treat, it can be
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
Sent my husband to the store &
then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Sent my husband to the store & then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY
614 ACRES OF WHY YOURE STILL FREE.
ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY 614 ACRES OF WHY YOURE STILL FREE.
Look around. Look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere.... You only have to look to see it
-Bob Ross
jolee
8 mar
Look around. Look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere.... You only have to look to see it -Bob Ross
WHEN YOUR KID ASKS WHY YOU GOT AN APPLE WATCH ON YOUR ANKLE
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
15 may
WHEN YOUR KID ASKS WHY YOU GOT AN APPLE WATCH ON YOUR ANKLE
Never yell into one of these.
You'll strain your voice.
furiousGroups furiousGroups
17 mar
Never yell into one of these. You'll strain your voice.
row many of y ell country peop
We used a Burn
We USed BUN Bd
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
11 mar
row many of y ell country peop We used a Burn We USed BUN Bd
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
Blackboard almost hits professor at German University memes Today I learned: Germans say "oh shit" too
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC,
BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC, BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WARNING HAVING SEX IN OUR FIELD IS NOT SAFE STAY HOME STAY SAFE
320solutions 320solutions
6 mar
WARNING HAVING SEX IN OUR FIELD IS NOT SAFE STAY HOME STAY SAFE
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN,
IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN, IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
of
Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
How ToBeADad
of Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it. How ToBeADad
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific
Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
taniaye taniaye
16 mar
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
"if you have the courage
to make it through lonely night with nothing but
your self destructive thoughts
to keep you company,
darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
"if you have the courage to make it through lonely night with nothing but your self destructive thoughts to keep you company, darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."