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Her: "What's in your pocket?"
Me: *moves my dick with no
hands*
Her:
WOLVERINE
11 apr
Her: "What's in your pocket?" Me: *moves my dick with no hands* Her:
Look at this big guy
Adrian
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Adrian My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
Go ahead.. guess who
BoogeyMann BoogeyMann
23 may
Go ahead.. guess who
THISK THIGHS
MAKE THE BICK RISE!
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
THISK THIGHS MAKE THE BICK RISE!
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
chained deg
LS
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
chained deg LS
NEMO HITCHING A RIDE
JoieMonfort JoieMonfort
18 mar
NEMO HITCHING A RIDE
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse
Kyle
@kkunta__
calling my mom a
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse Kyle @kkunta__ calling my mom a
I'm going to stop hms
AR
e's steal
Louie888 Louie888
18 mar
I'm going to stop hms AR e's steal
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years
as a sheep.
The Suecess Club
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years as a sheep. The Suecess Club
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tdiddym
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
Firepuss Firepuss
4 jun
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tdiddym OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT
YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON
DDivya DDivya
13 mar
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON
How to store your cats
How to store your cats
insta. single
instasingle
@insta_single
I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
insta. single instasingle @insta_single I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
DID YOU KNOW?
@healthtips.247
When feeling depressed, do some cleaning.
Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
Tirojoza Tirojoza
15 mar
DID YOU KNOW? @healthtips.247 When feeling depressed, do some cleaning. Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
This Boy Decided To Take His
85-Year-Old Grandmother To Prom
Because She Was Never Asked To
Prom When She Was A
Teenager!
dynamic_groups_v8 dynamic_groups_v8
16 mar
This Boy Decided To Take His 85-Year-Old Grandmother To Prom Because She Was Never Asked To Prom When She Was A Teenager!
Him: What are you doing?
Her: Taking bath.
me a picture!
TeeRob TeeRob
7 mar
Him: What are you doing? Her: Taking bath. me a picture!
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START
LOSING THE BATTLE...
puffyplanet puffyplanet
20 mar
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START LOSING THE BATTLE...