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HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
MR. POTATO HEAD HAS RESPONDED...
TO THE CANCEL CULTURE MOB.
cliff cliff
10 mar
MR. POTATO HEAD HAS RESPONDED... TO THE CANCEL CULTURE MOB.
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
THE EXPERT
IN ANYTHING
WAS ONCE BEGINNER
Gargoyle Gargoyle
11 mar
THE EXPERT IN ANYTHING WAS ONCE BEGINNER
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty
STILL REALITE'US
TreyPowers TreyPowers
25 jun
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty STILL REALITE'US
FOUND YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PICTURE IN THE YEARBOOK
DroopAlong DroopAlong
18 may
FOUND YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PICTURE IN THE YEARBOOK
AGE OF ATTITUDE
NEVER ASSUME
THAT LOUD IS STRONG AND QUIET IS WEAK.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
AGE OF ATTITUDE NEVER ASSUME THAT LOUD IS STRONG AND QUIET IS WEAK.
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
7 mar
When you pay $212 speeding ticket with pennies
Best not tell this guy any secrets
Best not tell this guy any secrets
You better get your ass out my
room
You better get your ass out my room
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality
I Saw this wrong
22toomany 22toomany
12 may
I Saw this wrong
Never use guy to forget another.
Use two or three.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Never use guy to forget another. Use two or three.
MY WiFES FEMALE INTUITION IS SO.
HIGHLY DEVELOPED' SHE
\ "BEFORE I'VE EVEN OPENED
MY MOUTH
MY WiFES FEMALE INTUITION IS SO. HIGHLY DEVELOPED' SHE \ "BEFORE I'VE EVEN OPENED MY MOUTH
WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.
WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.
OH YES!! THE PAST CAN HURT.
BUT YOU CAN EITHER RUN FROM IT, OR LEARN FROM IT.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
20 mar
OH YES!! THE PAST CAN HURT. BUT YOU CAN EITHER RUN FROM IT, OR LEARN FROM IT.
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR?
OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR? OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS
\it
A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
pucknut9 pucknut9
4 apr
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS \it A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like
FISHING
INBANTRY
FOLL
VOU'RE
DOING IT RIGHT!
FISHING INBANTRY FOLL VOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!
Best smiles
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
Best smiles